Category: Confusion
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Roses. A Comprehensive Guide.

As the day of love approaches, we at the Mansionic Perspective sent an investigative reporter to investigate and report on the many varieties of roses that are available, and their possible meanings when sent to a doe eyed recipient. The investigative reporter, unfortunately, was busy, and, unfortunately, Thomasina was available, so we sent her. Unfortunately.…
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Time and Again

Oftentimes And then again Somewhere near And somewhen then On golden morn Mid afternoon In daylight’s glow Upon a Full Moon After Spring Maybe mid July I sit and ponder And wonder why.
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No, Not Yet

Alison slipped through the crack in the revolving door unnoticed and found herself on the otherside. The room, filled with gravestones and wild flowers made her shudder. The indoor rain didn’t help either. A whirring clanking noise behind her made her turn, just as the room’s robotic guardian knelt to stare her in the eye.…
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Mick Donnell’s Farm

You know, Mick. Of course you do! Old Mick. Yes… the one with the farm. He called everything Eyi. Eyi Eyioh to be exact. The farm. Eyi Eyioh. The sheep. Eyi Eyioh. The cows… the pigs… even the chickens. Eyi Eyioh. All of them. Well, Old Mick Donnell and his farm were one day, inexplicably,…
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Baby Blue Eyes

Blue eyes… Baby’s got blue eyes, although in certain lights they look green. However, that said, with the rest of his scaly body being blue, but a different shade, the blue eyes look more green more often than they should.Baby’s not bothered about his eyes being blue or green, as he can’t see them, and…