Tag: Nonsense Rhyme
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Lurking
In the most surreal locations They have been found to lurk Under the bed Inside a pepper They make anywhere, for them, work They’re not there for any reason They aren’t waiting for a time They just lurk because they want to And thankfully, for this rhyme
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Spacemen
The man in the moon Said To the man in the star Why Are you here When You’re really so far Away In the vastness of Space? The man in the star Said To the man in the moon Just Visiting a while And Checking on in Before He departed with a jolly big Grin
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Tombiekins
In the Mansion Where the floorboards creak Resides a being Of which no-one speaks With maddened eyes And celadon complexion A haunting grimace And macabre reflection A zombie of sorts Mixed with vampire blood Tombiekins knows He is misunderstood Limbs akimbo Ears in the air And other loose body parts Strewn everywhere Deep within Lies a complicated…
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A Rhyme to Grapple
What you are seeing is a red pineapple Bought by the association of employees in the printing office (or chapel)I did say in the title this is a rhyme to grapple Whether here, or Hull, or in Whitechapel This fruit obviously isn’t scrapple Nor would it be useful if one chose to rappelAlthough if eaten…
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A Seahorse? Nonsense!
When is a horse not a horse? When it’s a horse of the sea, of course. Of course it isn’t a horse of sorts, it’s a sort of fish or so we’re taught. A fish horse thought it ought be called something wrought with water’s thought, so thought the sea a fitting thought, thus the…
The Mansionic Perspective 