Tag: Nonsense Rhyme
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Spacemen

The man in the moon Said To the man in the star Why Are you here When You’re really so far Away In the vastness of Space? The man in the star Said To the man in the moon Just Visiting a while And Checking on in Before He departed with a jolly big Grin
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Tombiekins

In the Mansion Where the floorboards creak Resides a being Of which no-one speaks With maddened eyes And celadon complexion A haunting grimace And macabre reflection A zombie of sorts Mixed with vampire blood Tombiekins knows He is misunderstood Limbs akimbo Ears in the air And other loose body parts Strewn everywhere Deep within Lies a complicated…
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A Rhyme to Grapple

What you are seeing is a red pineapple Bought by the association of employees in the printing office (or chapel)I did say in the title this is a rhyme to grapple Whether here, or Hull, or in Whitechapel This fruit obviously isn’t scrapple Nor would it be useful if one chose to rappelAlthough if eaten…
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Easter Sunday

Happy Easter Sunday! I’m stuffed full of Easter eggs My belly’s rather large I can’t be carried on my legs So I’ve invested in a barge. Not really: I’ve only had the one Easter egg, and given I don’t have two ha’pennies to rub together, if I did have, I wouldn’t invest in a barge……
