Tag: Don’t Ask me!
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Limes
Hello. My name is Limes. I am very aware that I don’t exactly look like a Limes, but I can assure you that I am. I am a dodo. Dodos normally have strong names, like Caesar or Eusophagus. I am Limes. I have a question for you. It’s one that really plays on my mind,…
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The Petrification of Fingers
Fisrt he was arifad, he was ptfeierid. He spnet so mnay ngihts wderniong why it wnet so wnorg. So he tpyed snortg. And leerand to witre anlog. And he was bcak. Form Iennr Scape. He jsut tpyed wohtuit a sputid look upon his fcae. He dd’nit need to chnage the look, he d’ndit eevn hvae…
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Where will this go?
I’ve recently been having an urge to write something using only the options provided in the predictive text. So, as I have a spare moment, I shall see what message awaits! It’s not just the case that we have a feeling of an eye on our side, and we would appreciate it if you could…
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Pique You? Huh?
So, is this A Piku? No, not quite Then whatAboutThis? Nowhere near Surely we Must Be there now, no? No. Syllables Three And then four more But what a Bout The middle one? All it takesIsTime and patienceWe get thereInThe end. Or maybe not. It’s world Piku day today, with it being the Fourteenth of…
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Questioning Reality: Is 10 a Random Number?
Questioning Reality is an occasional series and is a complete work of fiction. The views contained herein are nothing whatsoever to do with the author, and instead are based on the views of the character ‘Thom’. Thom is a seventeen-year-old spotty oik with a grudge against the world. Although, she may be a ninety-year-old grandmother…
The Mansionic Perspective 