Category: Words
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Tuesday’s Words
Tuesday. The day after Monday, and before Wednesday, and always in that order in every week, without exception; even on February 29th (although this time around February 29th is a Monday, it is still followed by a Tuesday… spooky). Shrove Tuesday falls on a Tuesday. Here in the UK, Shrove Tuesday is also known as…
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Heave Ho, Valentine’s!
Valentine’s is nearly over!Can you hear me cheer?All this nonsense packed awayFor yet another year! I’ve champagne cooling nicelyIn ice that was quite priceyWith strawberries by the icyChilling since last nighty;Dark chocolate looking fineyAnd some oysters there – cor blimey!They’ve really knocked my psycheI’ve gone all pale and whitey…The thought of shellfish – crikeyAnd that’s…
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Valentine Sucks!
Well, Valentine the Vampire does, anyway. Mind you… Trails off with menacing, evil laughter. … and they say romance is dead… !
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Sticky Fingers
Valnetine’s, by Fnigers Valnetine’s is a snigleton’s curseLove dup couplesSome on ostyers, worseSharing glanecs arc oss a crowsed roomCandlelihgt banshing away the gloomTable for one with prics for twoAnd they only serve copules tir a meesooHerat shaped steaksAnd fanyc cakesWith showoof couplesOn expnesive datesFeeding each other ices cramWithout a sponThen left with sticky fnigersGroan. Too…
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