Category: Toms
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My Inner Fred

I can not deny things any longer. I have been infected. I have become one of the type of beings everyone secretly dreads becoming. I am no longer in control of my senses. I have unleashed my Inner Fred. Or rather, my Inner Fred has been unleashed. To be honest, this has absolutely nothing to…
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Fit to burst!

I think that if days were to have themes, the one for today, for me, would have to be food. I have eaten non-stop since lunchtime. I couldn’t say that I have eaten a lot (…), I certainly couldn’t say that I have eaten the healthiest of menus today, and I categorically couldn’t say that…
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Flight of Fancy: An Honorary Vampyr
I happened to mention in my post The Stereotype Categorisation Project the other day that I wasn’t a vampire, which is kind of true, but also kind of not true at the same time. I don’t go around drinking people’s blood, or anything like that, so that pretty much proves the point that I’m not…
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April Fool!
I haven’t fallen for that many April Fool’s Day pranks today. Either that, or I have, and I’m none the wiser. But, no. I know that I haven’t. I have been way too alert to fall for such things as… Liverpool Football Club purchasing the Fiddlers Ferry Power Station, with the intention of flattening it…
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When I’m…
When I’m asleep I suppose I’m sublime When I’m awake I try to pass the time When I read I look for knowledge and words When at work I speak with geeks and nerds When driving I listen to empowering tunes When I write I describe thoughts and moons When I’m happy, all things seem…