Category: Rhyme
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Slightly Spooky Totally Silly Limerick 5: Henry
There was an old demon called Henry Who was reportedly very unfriendly Which he thought unkind And it played on his mind As he treated his victims quite gently
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Maladies
“Thith” Hissed the serpent with a lisp. “_____” Shook the snake with no rattle. “Ribck” Croaked the toad with a frog in its throat. And all the witch could do was cackle. (All images found on Pixabay)
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Slightly Spooky Totally Silly Limerick 2: Blue Times
There was an old witch named Blue Who thought she always knew what to do Often times things went wrong So she just burst into song Unaware that she didn’t have a clue!
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All Year Horror
Hello my darlings, How are you? I have a message; maybe two Listen carefully to what I say… When I call and your telephone rings Let me speak, let me sing, Hear my voice and then allow me Access to your own PC There’s a problem on the line that I must fix, This is…
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Slightly Spooky Totally Silly Limerick 1: ooOooOh!
There was an old mansion house Whose owner was scared of a mouse When something went bump How the owner did jump And he screamed as he passed right out… Yup! Hallowe’en is on its way… and with it another set of these frightful limericks. I know they are terrible, but they are devilishly fun…
