Category: Random
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A Blue Predicament
I’m typing this post from in the bath. No, I’m fine. I have about half of the battery left on this portable computer device, and the lightbulb is good for a while yet. Summer’s coming on too, so it won’t be cold for long, although we are forecast a bit of an icy snap this…
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A Rhyme to Grapple
What you are seeing is a red pineapple Bought by the association of employees in the printing office (or chapel)I did say in the title this is a rhyme to grapple Whether here, or Hull, or in Whitechapel This fruit obviously isn’t scrapple Nor would it be useful if one chose to rappelAlthough if eaten…
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A quick message from…
Krispy Kresp Crisps The krespiest crisp created by Kresp with crispy crispness To keep it crispy, keep it Kresp-yNow in Cheese and Onion Krispy Kresp Crisps available in most hard to reach shops in most towns beginning with a Y. Special offer applies on a Tuesday only, between three and four and when it’s raining.…
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Up The Morning!
Good morning, and welcome back. You’ve just tuned in to our celebrity makeover section, and today’s special celebrity guest is special celebrity chef Severil Boxley. Hello, Severil, or Chef, it is most odd to see you out of your kitchen. Is it as strange for you? Not at all, Sly, I do have some time…
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Decisions, decisions
I know, I think I’ll do this. Maybe with a little extra over there, and a bit less here. Although, that may be better up top, and that can go behind. But what if I did that? Now there’s an idea. Although, no, it might not work. But it could. Possibly. I should do it.…
The Mansionic Perspective 