Tag: Writing
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Banished!

They went to the land of rock and ice And claimed it as their own The locals thought that wasn’t nice And quite firmly sent them home
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Facial Recognition

“Oo the blummin’ ‘eck’s thar meant foot be?” Gemevere squinted at the tiny plaque beneath the latest portrait to be added to the Ollerthwaite Gallery. Lady Reverence, revered protector of all of England and beyond. Chuckling, Hempsty replied, “That’s thine portrait, cousin – the likeness is uncanny!” “Uncunny?” Gemevere spat, “look ath saarz o’ er…
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Here is the News

Good evening. In a distraction from today’s events, the acting head of WORD, the Worldwide Order for Resurrecting worDs, Saltanby Thimblefrith, has announced the decision to retire the word distraction. Taking effect from 1st July 2026, the word distraction will start to disappear from books and dictionaries around the world. The UK and neighbouring countries…

