Category: Well, I Never!
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The Unicorn Challenge: The Great Chicken Run
The day had been a huge success, by and large. Myrtle and Ognar Rance won the race easily, by more than one hour and forty-three minutes, on their dual pedal powered chicken hut. Some said the race should have been limited only to those on foot, but so comical was their contraption’s design, which had…
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The News
Good evening. Here is the news. In an astonishing turn of events, there is no news today. We now go over to Warne Gravel, in our main studio, who has the latest on this breaking story. Thank you, Seldom. Yes, the auto cue is still, and there is no footage in the VT. I’m not…
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Rocka
Clayton looked at the camera with an arrogant confidence. He grabbed his belt and stood, looking moody, down towards the cameraman. He swayed provocatively from side to side, smirking menacingly. The music started. “And… mime!” Declared the floor director. “Mime?” Scoffed Clayton. “I can’t mime… I don’t know the words”.
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Festival Lane
“Oh, he’s such a dreamboat…” Ann Green stirred her runny porridge with a Sterling Silver spoon held between her right thumb and forefinger. Her elbow rested upon the polished Montgomery and Mattlesham solid oak dining table. “Who is, dear? Take your elbow off the table.” Ann’s mother, Florentine, said without looking up from her Exquisite…
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An Uplifting Thought
Soon the snow Will replace the sun Though not for long For the sun will win And the snowWill once again be gone
The Mansionic Perspective 