Category: Real Life
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They Arabesque, I Stutter
Adeptly, and with all the grace of a light-footed elephant, I glided around the ice-rink desperate not to lose focus of the mid-height wall that went around the perimeter. Confidence had gotten the better of me, and I’d ventured into the middle, away from the edge. I clambered along, deftly finding every clump of loosened…
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Weight! One Minute…
So, there I was, dressed in shorts and a tee-shirt, arms out to the side and bent upwards at the elbow with each hand hooked into a grip. The aim was to pull the weights forward, hold them steady for a count of ten, and then slowly return the arms back to the starting position,…
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Showbiz isn’t in my jeans
Yesterday, I told a porky pie. I may have mentioned that I secretly wanted to be a TV star, which is as far from the truth as me being 21… which isn’t exactly that far from the truth in the grand scheme of things, but it’s still bordering on the impossible. Ahem. Besides, I’ve appeared…
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Friday Frights!
Friday at last! And what a week it’s been! The main fright to come out of this week is the terrible news that my internet service provider has had their website hacked and one’s and 3,999,999+ other folk have had our personal details stolen… by Russian Islamic Fundamentalists if the news reports are to be…
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