Category: Random
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Gross Post. Gross.
*Warning. The following post is unsuitable for those of a delicate disposition* I’ve picked up a bug from somewhere, that’s for sure. It feels like a cold; it’s probably a sinus infection from the dust of Mars or the Rings of Saturn as I was dragged through them at a rate of knots the other…
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Back from Mars
I woke up early this morning and within minutes I found myself tiptoeing through the tulips and daffodils out in the Grinds. I then realised it wasn’t me tiptoeing, but Thomasina, my Inner Woman. I then realised it wasn’t out in the Grinds, but in one of those hidden-from-view plains on Mars that we don’t…
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View from the window: Mars Attacks
Tell you what, it’s cold up here! The Mansion’s dragged me all the way to Mars for some reason… I’ve got the heating on, but it doesn’t seem to be making the slightest difference. I’m typing this wrapped in a blanket and wearing three pairs of gloves abd a pair of socks over the top……
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Charlie the Dog
Is your dog real?She said to meWhen clearlyIt was plain to seeThe dogUpon the chair back wasStuffed.And motion free.A bit of doggy nonsense for a Wednesday. And why not?By the way, Charlie’s a toy sheepdog… real and yet not at the same time. He’s less of the Mansion’s guard dog and more of a draught…
The Mansionic Perspective 