Category: Confusion
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The Unicorn Challenge: Spoonfed Symphony

‘What are they?’ Ellis asked, looking at the bright mural painted on the garage door. ‘Spoons.’ Howard replied, proudly. ‘Spoons?’ Ellis leant in for a closer look. ‘Spoons.’ Howard frowned as he folded his arms whilst squarely looking into Ellis’s eyes. ‘Aren’t they a little fat for spoons?’ Ellis tilted her head. ‘And why are…
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Chugging Along

Chugging along Is the old bus Bess From the best bus base To the Boss brass place And back, boos Bess She boos in bliss Not blues and bits With bells that blow And bees that buzz As Bess boos by Bess the bus blows bass boos in bliss Chugging along and back again A…
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Limbs

Dancing, stretching, reaching, bending. Grabbing, gripping, holding, tearing. Leaning, groaning, creaking, moaning. The trees aren’t the only things in the mist…
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Limes

Hello. My name is Limes. I am very aware that I don’t exactly look like a Limes, but I can assure you that I am. I am a dodo. Dodos normally have strong names, like Caesar or Eusophagus. I am Limes. I have a question for you. It’s one that really plays on my mind,…
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The Unicorn Challenge: History Bluff

Six steps up and look to the right, the map said. I counted the six steps and looked to the right, and all I saw at first was the ivy covered wall. Then I saw it. The rusty square drain cover on the ground. Everyone walking by would see it as a drain cover. They…