Category: Confusion
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Let Sleeping Dragons Lie

George wandered slowly as a cloud due to the heavy weight on his shoulders, and the hefty flag the heavy weight was holding aloft. George was certain the old stone bridge they were crossing creaked and groaned, when George suddenly realised there was something beneath. “Steady, boy!” Heavyweight reassured, as George whinnied nervously. “There’s nothing…
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Doldrums
Whilst lying in the doldrums Wondering what to do Fingers tapping frantically Waiting for a clue A spark appeared within my head And a voice whispered ‘It is time’ ‘For what?’ I thought and tapped some more As it said ‘To write this rhyme!’ So up I got, In the doldrums not, I was sparking…
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Let the Blogging Commence

No, not commence. Resume. No. Start again? No. That isn’t quite right. Begin over. Nah. That doesn’t cut the mustard. Start where I left off? Nope. Carry on as before. No. No. No! Pick up where I left off. NO!!! Slide back on in there…? Oh. Most definitely no. Restart. Oh, come on. Now that…
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We’d Love To Hear Your Feedback
Six words. Just six words that have an unnerving affect on me. They are just words, I know. Maybe I shouldn’t let them bother me quite as much as they do, but ugh! They really bother me. I can’t seem to do anything without getting one of these letters or emails or text messages or…
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Letters The To Universe… Rearranged Edition, The

Dear Desk, I’m awfully sorry to keep shifting you and things this way and that… but it is all for a good cause – it’s so I can use my brand new computer with ginormous monitor to do one thing, whilst using my existing computer to do another, such as update my blog. Your current…