Category: Confusion
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The Unicorn Challenge: Spoonfed Symphony
‘What are they?’ Ellis asked, looking at the bright mural painted on the garage door. ‘Spoons.’ Howard replied, proudly. ‘Spoons?’ Ellis leant in for a closer look. ‘Spoons.’ Howard frowned as he folded his arms whilst squarely looking into Ellis’s eyes. ‘Aren’t they a little fat for spoons?’ Ellis tilted her head. ‘And why are…
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Chugging Along
Chugging along Is the old bus Bess From the best bus base To the Boss brass place And back, boos Bess She boos in bliss Not blues and bits With bells that blow And bees that buzz As Bess boos by Bess the bus blows bass boos in bliss Chugging along and back again A…
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Limbs
Dancing, stretching, reaching, bending. Grabbing, gripping, holding, tearing. Leaning, groaning, creaking, moaning. The trees aren’t the only things in the mist…
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Limes
Hello. My name is Limes. I am very aware that I don’t exactly look like a Limes, but I can assure you that I am. I am a dodo. Dodos normally have strong names, like Caesar or Eusophagus. I am Limes. I have a question for you. It’s one that really plays on my mind,…