Tag: Silly Limericks
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Slightly Spooky Totally Silly Limerick 1: ooOooOh!
There was an old mansion house Whose owner was scared of a mouse When something went bump How the owner did jump And he screamed as he passed right out… Yup! Hallowe’en is on its way… and with it another set of these frightful limericks. I know they are terrible, but they are devilishly fun…
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Slightly Spooky Totally Silly Limerick 2017-2: Bad Spell
Three witches, Wanda, Winifred and Beryl Wrote rhymes for their spells that were terrible They sat down and thought That they must do better And gave up
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Slightly Spooky Totally Silly Limerick 2017-1: Cool Cruel Ghoul School
There was once a sinister old ghoul Who was wicked and extremely cruel He suddenly changed his ways And he now spends his days Teaching cruel ghouls how to be cool
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Slightly Spooky Totally Silly Limerick 2016-3: Nobody’s Bridie
There was an old spinster called Heidi Who longed to get wed ‘fore she diedi But it weren’t meant to be So then for all eternity She dressed up as nobody’s bridie!
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Slightly Spooky Totally Silly Limerick 2016-2: The Siren
There was an old siren called Bet Who transfixed everybody she met Until one fateful day When fate crossed her way And she became Raven’s new pet Now Raven she tried to transfix But sometimes some things just don’t mix Her hypnotic powers Were useless for hours And Bet found herself in a fix Though…
The Mansionic Perspective 