By There was an old mansion house
Whose owner was scared of a mouse
When something went bump
How the owner did jump
And he screamed as he passed right out…
Yup!
Hallowe’en is on its way… and with it another set of these frightful limericks. I know they are terrible, but they are devilishly fun to write. And you always need something to roll your eyeballs at around this time of the year. Notice I said ‘at’, and not ‘out’. I don’t want to be held responsible for a missing eyeball fiasco now, do I?
It’s the spider that did it!
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That sat down beside her. or him, or whoever.
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The sitting isn’t the problem, Beverly… it’s the crawling! Mwahaha! 😀
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They usually do, Raili! 😀
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Haahahahaaaa!!! 🙂 ❤
Nice dodge of the unmentionables Tom!!! 😀 ❤
God Bless!
Prenin.
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It has to be done, Prenin! 😀
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I have a bit of news, i do,
Those thingies jumping out at you
Are spiders, not mouse
Infesting the house,
And I would be terrified, too!
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But Col, the mouse was there
It was, it was, I swear
But then they came
And ruined the game
And the mouse ran off in a tear
Hehehe!
Thanks, Col. Perhaps I should have mentioned that the image bears no resemblance to the contents of the post! 😀
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