Slightly Spooky Totally Silly Limerick 1: ooOooOh!

There was an old mansion house
Whose owner was scared of a mouse
When something went bump
How the owner did jump
And he screamed as he passed right out…


Hallowe’en is on its way… and with it another set of these frightful limericks. I know they are terrible, but they are devilishly fun to write. And you always need something to roll your eyeballs at around this time of the year. Notice I said ‘at’, and not ‘out’. I don’t want to be held responsible for a missing eyeball fiasco now, do I?

8 responses to “Slightly Spooky Totally Silly Limerick 1: ooOooOh!”

  1. Soul Gifts avatar
    Soul Gifts

    It’s the spider that did it!

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    1. bcparkison avatar

      That sat down beside her. or him, or whoever.

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      1. Tom Merriman avatar

        The sitting isn’t the problem, Beverly… it’s the crawling! Mwahaha! 😀

        Liked by 1 person

    2. Tom Merriman avatar

      They usually do, Raili! 😀

      Liked by 1 person

  2. prenin avatar

    Haahahahaaaa!!! 🙂 ❤

    Nice dodge of the unmentionables Tom!!! 😀 ❤

    God Bless!


    Liked by 1 person

    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      It has to be done, Prenin! 😀

      Liked by 1 person

  3. colonialist avatar

    I have a bit of news, i do,
    Those thingies jumping out at you
    Are spiders, not mouse
    Infesting the house,
    And I would be terrified, too!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      But Col, the mouse was there
      It was, it was, I swear
      But then they came
      And ruined the game
      And the mouse ran off in a tear


      Thanks, Col. Perhaps I should have mentioned that the image bears no resemblance to the contents of the post! 😀


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