Slightly Spooky Totally Silly Limerick 1: ooOooOh!

There was an old mansion house
Whose owner was scared of a mouse
When something went bump
How the owner did jump
And he screamed as he passed right out…

Yup!

Hallowe’en is on its way… and with it another set of these frightful limericks. I know they are terrible, but they are devilishly fun to write. And you always need something to roll your eyeballs at around this time of the year. Notice I said ‘at’, and not ‘out’. I don’t want to be held responsible for a missing eyeball fiasco now, do I?

Oct 9, 2018

Feel GOOD!, Ghosts, Rhyme

8 responses to “Slightly Spooky Totally Silly Limerick 1: ooOooOh!”

Soul Gifts

Oct 9, 2018

It’s the spider that did it!

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1. bcparkison
  
  Oct 9, 2018
  
  That sat down beside her. or him, or whoever.
  
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  1. Tom Merriman
    
    Oct 20, 2018
    
    The sitting isn’t the problem, Beverly… it’s the crawling! Mwahaha! 😀
    
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2. Tom Merriman
  
  Oct 20, 2018
  
  They usually do, Raili! 😀
  
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prenin

Oct 9, 2018

Haahahahaaaa!!! 🙂 ❤

Nice dodge of the unmentionables Tom!!! 😀 ❤

God Bless!

Prenin.

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1. Tom Merriman
  
  Oct 20, 2018
  
  It has to be done, Prenin! 😀
  
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colonialist

Oct 9, 2018

I have a bit of news, i do,
Those thingies jumping out at you
Are spiders, not mouse
Infesting the house,
And I would be terrified, too!

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1. Tom Merriman
  
  Oct 20, 2018
  
  But Col, the mouse was there
  It was, it was, I swear
  But then they came
  And ruined the game
  And the mouse ran off in a tear
  
  Hehehe!
  
  Thanks, Col. Perhaps I should have mentioned that the image bears no resemblance to the contents of the post! 😀
  
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