Tag: Fun
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Slippery Ooh Aah!
Ognar Rance frantically looked through the tidy drawers in his garden shed, desperately searching for the syringe he’d used to add his ‘special blend’ formula into his dynamic strength plant food in readiness for the council’s forthcoming Nature’s Makeover competition. ‘Ah,’ he realised, suddenly, ‘the greenhouse… I was in there with it with the tomatoes!’…
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Roses. A Comprehensive Guide.
As the day of love approaches, we at the Mansionic Perspective sent an investigative reporter to investigate and report on the many varieties of roses that are available, and their possible meanings when sent to a doe eyed recipient. The investigative reporter, unfortunately, was busy, and, unfortunately, Thomasina was available, so we sent her. Unfortunately.…
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Time and Again
Oftentimes And then again Somewhere near And somewhen then On golden morn Mid afternoon In daylight’s glow Upon a Full Moon After Spring Maybe mid July I sit and ponder And wonder why.
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Complex Workings
If the zenith and the arc equate to the depth of the pressure point, then the red should equal green… Gomfrey sat on his high stool pondering his workings. Yes, I’ve got the quantum mass and trajectory and the… He paused, stood and punched the air in delight. Of course! It’s the wind! That inflates…
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Mick Donnell’s Farm
You know, Mick. Of course you do! Old Mick. Yes… the one with the farm. He called everything Eyi. Eyi Eyioh to be exact. The farm. Eyi Eyioh. The sheep. Eyi Eyioh. The cows… the pigs… even the chickens. Eyi Eyioh. All of them. Well, Old Mick Donnell and his farm were one day, inexplicably,…
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