Category: Feel GOOD!
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As I was losing Spider Solitaire
As I was losing Spider Solitaire A voice screamed out – I do declare The voice was one within my mind One that’s usually gentle and kind One that keeps herself quite calm And not one to raise alarm Thomasina, my Inner Chick Needed my attention – quick ’You’ll never win’, she said to…
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The Middle-Aged Six Pack Lady
A new superhero is in town! She’s a witty and comical, daring and adventurous, gym-going kickboxing Canadian superhero, who keeps all other Canadians (and visitors) safely away from grizzlies and beavers alike. She has several super abilities, one of which is slipping occasional innuendoes surreptitiously where you wouldn’t normally expect an innuendo to be slipped.…
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Almost Rhymeless Nonsense
As I ate a sandwichThinking basically nothingI noticed a little problemAn itch somewhere beneath my elbow My cup which once contained liquidNow stands on the table emptyEmptied by the monsterBut that’s my little secret I trekked across the foyerNot straight but almost zigzagWhen through the window I glimpsedAn animal whose name doesn’t rhyme: a wolf…
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