Tag: Silly Limerick
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Slightly Spooky Totally Silly Limerick: Coo

There was a young witch who was fussy Whose familiar, a striking black pussy, Didn’t get on with the frog Nor did they like the dog And the gargoyle was stone-faced and cussy
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Slightly Spooky Totally Silly Limerick: Bong

The phantom of the belfry liked song Although its timing and voice sounded wrong The bells they doth chime Out of volume and of time But all the phantom can hear is bong
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Slightly Spooky Totally Silly Limerick: How… erm

The werewolf just stared at the Moon His howl cut short all too soon He had to take stock Whilst standing in shock He’d actually forgotten the tune
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Slightly Spooky Totally Silly Limerick: Frustration

The man rambled on without stopping I tried to ignore him by coughing But on and on he went Hardly an interesting gent Spells in my mind started popping!
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Slightly Spooky Totally Silly Limerick

There was an odd lady called Pat Who wore an enormous black hat One Halloween She was keen to be seen Then vanished, just like that…