Category: Confusion
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The Legendary Sandman
I toss.I turn.I flail… I wail.I wait; I try counting sheep. I stretch.I rest.I try my best.But I just will not go to sleep. I hope and prayAt the end of the dayThat slumberCatches soon… Yet somehow, I realise,I’m not in bedBut I’m walking on the Moon. My coat is greenAnd I’ve lost a…
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The Boggart
When milk turns sour and the time’s not right,And objects vanish from out of sight,When noises sound in the dead of night,The imp’s playing its game. When doors are locked without a key,When four socks washed change to three,When papers shuffle without a breeze,There’s only one to blame. When laughter’s heard and no-one’s there,Or an…
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Messy Nessie
Hidden from viewFor the past year or twoIs the monster of the lochBut I stood on the shoreAnd heard an almighty roarWhich gave me a terrible shockI turned ‘round with gleeAs I expected to seeThe legend of the lakeBut the man in the suitWas a real fruit-loopAnd hardly a convincing fake
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Characters Calling: Walpole E. Epstein
They’re jumping on the bandwagon now. Originally posted June 23rd 2012. Other parts to this tale can be found by clicking on the Storylines menu link above… look for The Road to Meringue… Sometimes, days are just plain sailing. Up early(ish), breakfasted, dressed, and out and on with the rest of the day, and in…
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Characters Calling: Lady Salinger-Wallis
Erm… sorry about this. Originally posted on June 25th 2011: Lady Salinger-Wallis squealed with delight as she slipped down the artificial ski-slope. She wasn’t standing; she had fallen at the top of the slope trying to attach one of her skis which had become detached from her left foot as she was about to ski…