Author: Tom
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Slightly Spooky Totally Silly Limerick: Bong

The phantom of the belfry liked song Although its timing and voice sounded wrong The bells they doth chime Out of volume and of time But all the phantom can hear is bong
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The Painting

So, I’m in a room full of very sticky cobwebs. There’s a box with an eerie green glow on the dusty sofa. Expecting the box to explode or something, I glance up to the wall behind the sofa. There’s a painting of a man with a golden aura. Now, as is the norm in a…
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Observation

How observant are you? Did you spot the ghost? In the mirror, I mean… look: We are looking in a mirror, by the way. It is a tad steamed up; of course it would be, it’s warm in here and the ghost rapidly brings down the temperature. Why the mirror is steamed up, though, is…
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Slightly Spooky Totally Silly Limerick: How… erm

The werewolf just stared at the Moon His howl cut short all too soon He had to take stock Whilst standing in shock He’d actually forgotten the tune
