Category: Rhyme
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Never was my nose so bulbous
Proboscis. Dainty as a flower it sounds. Though not in the elongated appendage from the head of an animal description In dictionaries the definition abounds. My hooter is now a proboscis. Not dainty by any means. The size of a house and as bright and shiny as the Moon Or so it seems. The mirror…
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Wordle: Delayed Arrival
The howl of the wind Scowled As it swirled At a hundred miles an hour Spinning and playing Showing its power Stopping the train Before it planned to stop Ready to drop Shoppers to shop Plans awry Some folk cry As they wonder why Such a pain in the neck Yet they forget They’re lucky…
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Festive Limericks 3 Ding Dong!
Better late than never, I suppose. This next lot of festive limericks are dinging and donging merrily on the cusp of absurdity. And one requires a little help with the festive cheer. A little punch perhaps. A cracker of an ending. Read on… if you can get to the end, that is!!! There was a…
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Festive Limericks 2 Deck The Halls!
There was an old snowman named Frosty Whose stature was less than lofty He kept losing his nose As the animals chose This to eat and then to run off-ty There is a young Angel named Hark Who loves flying over the park Though he loses his wings When carollers sing About Harold. He’s not…
