Tag: Silly Limericks
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Vamprilla

Vamprilla thought she was a looker And for a mistress folk often mistook ‘er But the judgmental lot Reeled when they got To know she was really a ‘sucker Well, I have to do something for Hallowe’en, haven’t I?
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Slightly Spooky Totally Silly Limerick 5: Henry

There was an old demon called Henry Who was reportedly very unfriendly Which he thought unkind And it played on his mind As he treated his victims quite gently
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Slightly Spooky Totally Silly Limerick 4: Troll Woes

There was an old troll called Gakkorr Whose feet were swollen and sore He sat down on a log But was bit by a frog Although the bite was more of a gnaw
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Slightly Spooky Totally Silly Limerick 3: Dazed and Confused

The zombie strode forth in a daze Too slow to really give chase So it stopped and thought Pondering nought Then fell to the ground in a haze The zombie strode forth in a daze Too slow to really give chase So it stopped and thought Pondering nought Then groaned ahead on its way The…
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Slightly Spooky Totally Silly Limerick 2: Blue Times

There was an old witch named Blue Who thought she always knew what to do Often times things went wrong So she just burst into song Unaware that she didn’t have a clue!
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