Tag: Haiku
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The Newsreader

Currently, the tally for the Love Referendum stands at: Thankfully, it’s the last day of the Referendum today. The scoreboard is now broken, and I’ve channelled that many famous characters from history that I no longer know who I am. Today’s channelling is from a newsreader who only a few people may know or recognise.…
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Venus

The tally for the longest referendum in history now stands at: That’s nine votes for love being a good thing, and five votes that disagree. OK, it isn’t the largest referendum, by any means (and it may not even be the longest either – however that research can wait for another day!), but there appears…
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Mother Hubbard

The Love Referendum is still going strong. The results up to yesterday’s vote appear above. Today, we get a vote from possibly the grumpiest character in existence. I wonder how she will vote? (Actually, to be fair, she isn’t the grumpiest character in existence… she was probably just a tad cranky when I caught up…
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Rigal Sirius

After my jaunt back to Ancient Rome, I’m now back in the late Seventies again. That’s the 1970s, to avoid any confusion. I’m meeting legendary Glamrock singer Rigal Sirius, of all people. I always wanted to know if he was Rigal, as in Nigel, or Rigal, as in Regal. “Either, man…” he advised. So I’m…
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Mars

It’s Mars, the God of War, who is casting today’s vote in my Love Referendum. Armed with his thunderstick, I have a pretty good idea where this may go. The vote, that is, not the thunder… never mind. Towering over me, he must be at least eight foot tall (he probably isn’t) and has VERY…