The Missing Portrait


“Hmmm…” pondered Rishard Púbol, the bespectacled detective with the French sounding first name and Spanish sounding surname. He was neither French nor Spanish, however, instead hailing from the ancient city of Deva Victrix, otherwise known as Westchester, or simply Chester, in Cheshire, close to the border with Wales.

“Ahhh…” he pondered with aplomb, weighing up all he was weighing up, dotting Ts and crossing Is whilst he was at it.

“I see…” Rishard pursed his lips, and looked pensively at what wasn’t before him.

“Yes!” He confirmed loudly to himself, causing all bystanders to jump a little, startled.

“Of course!” Rishard punched through the air before him.

Detective Púbol wasn’t really well known for his communication skills. He wasn’t really well known as a detective, for that matter, but he kept himself to himself, and didn’t mind. When he got around to it, he was good at his job. He could work out exactly what had happened.

“This…” he said, pointing upward, “is obvious!”

All those around gathered in, waiting for his revelation, as though they were at a Cluedo Convention.

“The portrait is missing.”

And he was right. The portrait WAS missing. Always one to get things right, Rishard Púbol.

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So, what happened to the portrait then? Who was the portrait of? And what on Earth is this post all about?

Well, read on, and most questions will be answered. Maybe.

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Lately, I’ve been posting a ‘portrait’ on a Monday, and then using that as a theme for my post on a Tuesday… trying to link it in, yet make it different at the same time. Last night, I didn’t have time to create a portrait, let alone post one, so the day had to go by, post free.

But, no portrait prompt should have meant no portrait prompt post – but no. I decided to use the missing portrait as the prompt for my post and this is it! Maybe the portrait was ‘taken’ by the mysterious Henrietta Gregory – or maybe the portrait would have been of Henrietta, had it been created. We will never know. Henrietta’s still not been back yet, by the way, so it is doubtful that she would be a master art thief, doubtful but still possible all the same… she’s still a bit of a mystery, that character right now.

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Speaking of characters, Rishard Púbol started out as plain Richard Pubol, but I did an internet search to make sure the character didn’t exist elsewhere (strange things like that tend to happen to me!) and I discovered Púbol is the name of a small town in Catalonia, Spain. According to Wikipedia, and verified elsewhere, the Surrealist artist Salvador Dalí bought Púbol Castle for his wife, Gala, in 1969.

I thought ‘Yes, that name will do!’ There’s nothing like including a nod to a surrealist, however by chance it is found, in a post on a blog that delves into a Surreal Reality almost dalí . Sorry, daily, not dalí.

19 responses to “The Missing Portrait”

  1. Let's CUT the Crap! avatar

    Imaginative, Tom. Especially the last line. I almost didn’t notice. Ha ha.

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      Subtlety, Tess. And afterthought. Always a good combination! 😀

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  2. prenin avatar

    Still chuckling! 🙂

    I loved Salvador Dali – a really interesting character who was not afraid to send himself up on occasion!!! 🙂

    God Bless!

    Prenin.

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      Hehehe. Thanks, Prenin.
      The photos I’ve seen of him remind me of the actor who played The Joker in the Sixties’ Batman series with Adam West (his name eludes me right now…)

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      1. prenin avatar

        Cesar Romero played the Joker and he was a great villain!!! 🙂

        I was a big fan as a kid, but as an adult I find it comical!!! 🙂

        My favourite Cat woman was Julie Newmar – sex on a stick!!! LoL!!! 🙂

        God Bless!

        Prenin.

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        1. Tom Merriman avatar

          Cesar Romero! That’s it!!!
          Thanks, Prenin.
          I’ve always found it comical, but watching it now it has certainly upped itself in the comical stakes. Classic entertainment!

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  3. penpusherpen avatar

    Very mysterious Sir Aquatom, a missing portrait and a Detective whose name came to thee out of thin air, one might wonder if the appearance of Henrietta did bring about both these things. Exciting thought , very thrilling really for who knows what’ll happen next. (Tablet writing at the moment so I’m taking a chance this’ll post) You know, I kept hearing Inspector Clouseau ‘s dulcet tones throughout my reading the above, so I joined Sir Prenin in chuckling too. 🙂 xPenx

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    1. penpusherpen avatar

      You know, I’m becoming quite attached to this tablet (Norbert) Sir A, so many features I’m learning…predictive text being one of ’em, now if only I could get it to predict t’future. Sigh!!!! 😉

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      1. Tom Merriman avatar

        Lady P, Norbert would annoy me right there – with that projectile text – but predicting the future would be a redeeming feature, I say!

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        1. penpusherpen avatar

          you know, Sir A, sometimes the predicting gets ahead of me, … the… whatchacallit? erm… virtual keyboard (as in it’s not really there but I’m seeing it 😉 ) keeps suggesting the next word…and I wondered if it might get so far ahead it won’t need ‘me’ to be there sorta thing… A useless aPENdage? *cough* xx

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          1. Tom Merriman avatar

            You’d always be needed, Lady P. Technology’s frightening though, if it can think what you want to say before you know it yourself!

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    2. Tom Merriman avatar

      I have a feeling Henrietta is involved now, Lady P… and possibly in more ways than one. Time will tell.
      And Rishard sounds more like a northern Mr Bean than Insp. Clouseau… I’m doing his image wonders, ain’t I?

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      1. penpusherpen avatar

        Hope WordPress get sorted soon… Or we’ll all be wandering around like Mr Bean .. 🙂

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        1. Tom Merriman avatar

          So do I Lady Pen… Tom Bean doesn’t really suit me.
          3 replies already… I’m doing well!

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  4. Diane Henders avatar

    “delves into a Surreal Reality almost dali ” – Bahaha! Thanks for my laugh du jour! 😀

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      Hehehe. Merci, Diane! *You’re welcome* *Translated from French*

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