The Superhero Diaries 1.5: Social Media Freaks

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Taken from a recent evening conversation on the social media übersite, UMetroNetworkMediaK, or UMNMK for short. This is the end of a conversation between members of the Elite Force of Britain:

PaRRotGirl-official:
LOL
            Lycralad:
btw Did you see doctor who Parrot Girl?

PaRRotGirl-official:
No, missed it. I was out with Firetop and Invisible Charlie looking for Muriel. Where were you?
Lycralad:
I was helping Patricia Power locate some Crystal of Clarity down in the Sewers of Doom at Blackpool

PaRRotGirl-official:
Is that the new ride?
Lycralad:
Nah – I wish LOL! – No we were actually in the sewers looking for a bright orange crystal that she’s been dreaming about for months. It st
Lycralad:
ank.
Lycralad:
Did you get Mutiel?
Lycralad:
*muriel*

PaRRotGirl-official:
Oh, you’re on holiday this week, I forgot! No, we were at the deserted factory following a lead. Viridian and Psychic Sue found her in the bas

PaRRotGirl-official:
ement where the Overthrower had left her. She said she’d rushed in to the building but he’d caught her off guard and sprayed her with some s

PaRRotGirl-official:
leeping gas. She was well away when they found her, and missed all of her texts. Her cardigan was ruined.
Lycralad:
Oh no, not the yellow one! She loved that one. She’ll have a score to settle now with the Overthrower. Remember her ear rings? LOL
Lycralad:
Will you be joining the team soon? I know Hothead wants you to join

PaRRotGirl-official:
Hothead will be after you for typing that you know! I don’t mind helping out, but I’m not ready for joining the EFB just yet!
Lycralad:
You should! You fit in really well with the group. Well, most of us. You don’t need to worry about the Stealth Gentleman – he’s like that with e
Lycralad:
veryone.

PaRRotGirl-official:
I’ll think about it. Gotta go now, the milk’s boiling over. See you next week!
PaRRotGirl-official/END
Lycralad:
See you next week, Parrots.
Muriel Magnificent:
Lycralad it wasn’t my favourite cardigan – it was the blue one, the one you didn’t like.
Lycralad:
Oh hi M – have you been waiting long? Great news about your cardigan!
Muriel Magnificent:
Thought you’d be pleased. No, just logged on. The phone lines are quiet tonight. Do you know who Herox is? He’s chatting to me on my s
Muriel Magnificent:
tream.
Lycralad:
Herox? Nope. Never heard of him. He’s probably one of those out of that hero scholarship thingy. What’s he saying?
Muriel Magnificent:
Nothing much really, just general chatter. You don’t really get a good conversation on these things, especially when you type with one fing
Muriel Magnificent:
er like I do. And all these breaks get on my wick. No wonder the phones are quite tonight. Everyone’s on here.
Muriel Magnificent:
bothering blisters *quiet*
Lycralad:
Hang on – Herox rings a bell with me now, M, don’t know where from. See if you can find out.
Muriel Magnificent:
Hotline’s ringing Lycralad, I have a call to attend to. See you when you’re back in next week! Mx
Muriel Magnificent/END
Lycralad:
Must go myself now – I’ve been on here for hours and my phone battery’s almost dead. And I need to go to the shop. Bye.
Lycralad/END
Herox:
Herox/END

18 comments on “The Superhero Diaries 1.5: Social Media Freaks”

    1. I can’t promise anything about an Avengers one, Jo, as I don’t – I mean – the person who has access to these records here may not have the same access to the Avengers’ documents. Never say never, though… 😉

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    1. It’s a bit like Twitter only not as restrictive, Tess… it’s more popular with the superhero community than us ‘ordinary’ folk… not that we’re ‘ordinary’ by a long shot, I have to add.

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