Perpetual Roadworks


You see the road signs first, if you’re lucky. If you’re slightly on the unlucky side, you’re stuck in the queue of traffic.

You may spot the odd traffic cone, crushed at the side of the road.

You may see a workman pushing a wheelbarrow along the pavement. He’s probably not working on what is causing the hold up, but he’ll be there pushing his wheelbarrow. And listen carefully – he may have a squeaky wheel!

There may be a couple of workmen who are dressed up to the nines, looking into some camera-type thingy, or holding a clipboard. Look in the direction that the camera-type thingy is pointing in, and you may see another workman looking back, in the distance, using another of these devices.

You may see a set of temporary traffic lights up ahead. You’ll probably notice that they are on red. If not, there’ll be a man holding a temporary sign with the words ‘Stop’ or ’Go’ on them. You’ll probably notice the ‘Stop’ is facing you.

There may be a diversion of traffic ahead. You may be able to see as the queue of traffic snakes over to the other side of the road, as directed by an abundance of traffic cones. You may then notice that the traffic is also queuing on the other side of the road.

You know that, just as you eventually reach the temporary traffic lights or man, it will be your turn to stop and wait.

And wait.

And wait.

You may notice that the roadworks have been finished.

You may have to wait a little longer as the workmen start to open the flow of traffic again in their normal lanes.

You may finally recommence your journey, on the road, with free-flowing traffic in both directions and feel good.

Then, you may notice the signs if you are lucky. If not, you will be at the back of another queue. More roadworks.

Never ending roadworks.

Perpetual roadworks.

Keeping us moving.

14 responses to “Perpetual Roadworks”

  1. shreejacob avatar

    Maybe I’m being mean …maybe not, I can never understand why roadworks are done during peak hours (of traffic)…why not in the dead of night when most everyone is already at home? The workmen could be paid over time or extra for taking the night shifts…everyone wins..kinda.

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    1. Tom (Aquatom1968) avatar

      I don’t think that’s mean, Shree, unless the roadworks were in a residential area and kept all the neighbours awake at night with all their drilling and stuff. It would be more convenient for the daytime motorists though… and the road worker’s pockets like you say. The economy does need a bit of a kick start – maybe this idea is it!

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  2. prenin avatar

    Hi Tom! 🙂

    Yeah road works are a pain! 😦

    But unfortunately they are required as our roads are decaying messes!!!

    God bless my friend!

    Prenin.

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    1. Tom (Aquatom1968) avatar

      I understand that too well, Prenin… some of the roads around here are still damaged from the bad snow we had a couple of years ago…!

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      1. prenin avatar

        We just had our Close resurfaced last month because the hump on the approach to the Close had begun to wear away and it was more pothole than road! 🙂

        God Bless!

        Prenin.

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        1. Tom (Aquatom1968) avatar

          We have quite a few potholes -er- roads like that around here, Prenin! 😀

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  3. aFrankAngle avatar

    Great take on road work …. and the required weave reading here was fitting … and to the perfect ending as well. We’re going through a traffic hassle period here for a few weeks! YUK!

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    1. Tom (Aquatom1968) avatar

      Hope it passes quickly then, Frank.

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  4. lameadventures avatar

    Theoretically, you might think that a subway rider could avoid the frustration of “road work ahead” but we have disruptions in service for both breakdowns and repairs. My delay this morning was blamed for both “train traffic ahead” and “a sick passenger”. This probably means that someone with a vicious hangnail was riding on the train ahead of me.

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    1. Tom (Aquatom1968) avatar

      Ouch, sounds painful.
      We have problems like that over here with our railways… sometimes we have the wrong type of sun that causes terrible delays! Oh, and leaves on the line..

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      1. lameadventures avatar

        Leaves on the line causing delays? That’s a first. I’ve never heard of that before.

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        1. Tom (Aquatom1968) avatar

          That’s a regular reason here, LA. Or it was anyway!

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  5. europasicewolf avatar

    We have permanent road works round here, especially when gas and water companies get involved! The lights never change from red…there’s still always potholes everywhere, and the traffic never really moves from one day to the next…the drivers think I don’t notice them in the same place on the road everyday sitting at the permanent red lights…but I know they never got to work in the first place and are permanently trapped in road-work time doomed to sit in queues forever!!

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    1. Tom (Aquatom1968) avatar

      That sounds like a road near to here, Icewolf. I tend to go all the way round now to avoid it…

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