Aquatom1969 and the Psychic Vampires

I’m really looking forward to this movie being released. Ever since I posted about my secret identity my online character has been a major talking point around the world. I’ve had to get an agent for Aquatom1969, and another one to protect the real me. I can only do written interviews, obviously, as my real identity would be given away in an instant if I were to appear on TV and in the papers, and I couldn’t even appear on the radio because the presenter would see me. And what a casting coup! They’ve got Tom Welling to play me. Well, he would be the obvious choice, really, after playing Clark Kent so well in the Smallville series. I wonder if he can do an English accent? Actually, I know he can. He’s met me, but he didn’t know it was me…

I’ve had to make up a lot of stuff for the writers though, as I can’t give them all of my details because of the secret identity thing. They know that I live in a large mansion. I couldn’t tell them that it is an eighty room mansion, because that might narrow things down a little. They know all about my coincidences, well, the ones that I changed the details with anyway. I didn’t tell them about the time I had my haircut and I looked like a pineapple – I don’t think that would make a good scene in the film.

I did tell them about my life as a vampire, and how I’m interested in living my life in a way that feels good. I told them how I’m interested in magic, love the tarot and oracle readings, like blogging, and love to create events and circumstances in my life through Cosmic Ordering and by the Law of Attraction that makes other people say “How do you do that?”! I think this last paragraph highlights the reason why they named the movie what they did.

So, on to the plot. Aquatom1969 has learned that vampires have somehow managed to bridge the gap between parallel dimensions and have started to invade this dimension. He found out completely by coincidence when walking passed a shop that had a broken window and it’s burglar alarm was sounding. In the corner of his eye, he saw one of the vampires dashing around the corner. As the police were in attendance he went to tell them, but, unfortunately, the vampire had been there first… These vampires, sensing that Aquatom1969 was also a vampire, fled the scene. Not wanting to cause alarm to anyone else in the world, Aquatom1969 decided that he alone must send all of these vampires back to their own dimension. Does he do it? We’ll have to wait and see when the movie is released.

They’ve filmed two endings, so I don’t know how it turns out either!

And I’ve heard that a sequel is in the planning stages… Aquatom1969 and the Zombie Squad. I’ll write more about this when I see the plot myself.