The Place: Aqua Mansion, Cheshire, United Kingdom.
The date: Recently or not
The time: Depends on the date, really
There’s something mighty strange going on around these here parts today. Not necessarily only today, for that matter. And, quite possibly not only around these here parts.
I don’t like blaming Universal conditions for things going wonky with the internet, but in the grand scheme of things, everything is connected. So, casting the blame on the Universe is also like casting the blame on myself. And, if I wasn’t using the internet right now, I wouldn’t be experiencing these problems anyway, so the problem really is my own doing. But never mind. I shall persevere.
My internet is freezing intermittently. I’m receiving error messages such as ‘Connection Aborted’ and then going to the page that I wish to view.
My emails have all gone out of synch. An email I received this morning, is now showing as though I received it on 28/12/2011. My unread email count is double, exactly double, the number of unread emails I have.
Now, I don’t think the alignment of Jupiter and Venus would have any bearing on my internet connection speeds or scrambled emails. I can’t see how the Solar Flares that I have been hearing so much about lately would have an effect on my internet browsing, although there was a very strong sulphur smell in the air this evening.
Mars is now joining in all of the fun, and Saturn for that matter, of the planets that are visible with the naked eye. I can’t see this having any relevance to my problems.
My typing has gone terrible – my keyboard is missing letters left, right and centre. Words are appearing with their letters as jumbled as my emails.
Quite possibly, the alignment of the planets has activated some of the mystic energy that flows through the Ley Lines that run beneath Aqua Mansion. These channels of energy could be crossing the communication channels, causing congestion on the line. They could also be causing the chronal slips, and sending my emails back through time so, even though they did arrive today this morning, they actually arrived a few months ago in the altered reality that I am now existing in.
Although, it is more likely that I’m adding two and two together and making 4.5121470. Incidentally, I’ve Googled that number I have randomly typed in and was taken to a page belonging to the Armagh Observatory. Now if that isn’t a spooky coincidence, I don’t know what is!
Is anybody else noticing things not quite in alignment, or is it just me?
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