Previously, most of the Inners managed to escape their Greek Gods in an Egyptian Reality nightmare by making their way inside a great pyramid, which, it transpired, was actually a spaceship that took them to the edge of the Canis Major Dwarf Galaxy. The craft, piloted by an up-to-then unknown (by most) Inner named Tummy (heโs an Egyptian Mummy!) burst into life shortly after the Inners (Tom (the Inner Tom), Thomasina (the Inner Woman), Tombie (the Inner Zombie), Tommy (the Inner Werewolf) and Fingers (the Inner Typist)) stepped foot (or hands, in Fingers’ case) inside the pyramid, where they became abruptly locked inside. Other Inners (Lady Tomette, the Inner Leader of the Opposition, the Inner Artist, the Inner Child and the Inner Ghost) remained behind, stranded in the Greek/Egyptian mashup.
This is part two of the continuation (or rather a walk alongside) to Icewolfโs Tomansion Dimensions (PART ONE โฆ PART TWO)
And now, on with the conclusion.
Tummy pressed a button inside the stone box heโd emerged from shortly after the other Innersโ arrival, and they all felt a sudden shudder, followed swiftly by a quick drop, which caused Tombieโs stomach to lurch โ luckily, he had the foresight to grab it before it lurched just a little too far. โGrab hold to something solidโฆโ Tummy commanded, โWeโre landing on the planet CMa427XYAi, and the pyramid isnโt really built for landing.โ
โI donโt think it was really built for interstellar space flight either.โ Thomasina muttered, grabbing hold to the wooden crate that used to be the chariot that got them into the pyramid in the first place. As soon as she felt it slide, she dashed over to the stone box to join the other Inners who had gathered around it.
They felt the weight of the thud as they landed severely, but werenโt expecting the scraping, clanking, groaning, rumbling and screeching sounds they could hear as they felt themselves sliding and bumping along the ground, which seemed to go on forever. With a jolt (which caused Tom and Tombie to lose their grip on the box and fall to the ground) they stopped moving.
โPerfect landing!โ Tummy said, and pointed to the window, to the side of the mountain outside theyโd careered into. Luckily for the Inners, none of them had thought to look at the window, otherwise theyโd have seen the mountain approaching.
โWeโve crashed into a mountain.โ Tom said in exasperation.
โThatโs what it looks like,โ Tummy replied, โbut weโve found ourselves a perfect place to park.โ He pressed another button and the slab over the entrance, which had blocked their escape earlier, lifted up, letting in a sweet smelling wind from outside.
โCan we breathe here?โ Thomasina asked, somewhat perturbed.
โDo you think Iโd open the door if we couldnโt?โ Tummy asked, with the same exasperated tone as Tom a few seconds earlier. Thomasina rolled her eyes and muttered something inaudible.
Tommy ran out on all fours, desperate to get some fresh air. Tombie ambled after him, with Fingers on each of his shoulders (Fingers the Typist that is, not Tombieโs fingers, they were still attached to his hands, even after all the gripping he did in the โperfect landingโ).
โWhy are we here?โ Tom asked, realising he didnโt really know why theyโd ended up in the Greek/Egyptian mashup earlier either for that matter.
โJust around the corner,โ Tummy explained, โis a portal. Itโs the Mummyโs Portal of CMa427XYAi, a very valuable asset in this segment of the Canis Major Dwarf Galaxy.โ
โThe Mummyโs Portal of CMa427XYAi?โ Thomasina asked, โis that the best name they could come up with?โ
โWhat do you mean?โ Tummy asked, becoming slightly infuriated by Thomasinaโs questioning, โItโs the perfect name. It says exactly what it is. Itโs the Mummyโs Portal and itโs on CMa427XYAi.โ
โMaybe they shouldโve given the planet a better name then.โ Thomasina grumbled as she followed Tummy and Tom out of the pyramid.
โWhat? Like George?โ Tummy sniped back.
โWell the planet George sounds a lot better than the planet CMa427XYAi!โ Thomasina wanted the last word, and Tummy decided to let her have it.
โWhatโs that smell?โ Tom asked, โThat really sweet smellโฆ itโs almost like doughnuts. Itโs making me feel hungry.โ
โMummies.โ Tummy answered, causing Tomโs stomach to churn this time.
Tommy came running back at a pace on all fours, howling. He was shortly followed by Tombie, who was holding his legs on as he was being dragged across the ground by Fingers. A strange murmuring could be heard behind them.
As one, Tummy, Thomasina and Tom noticed what was making the murmurโฆ mummies. Zombie mummies in fact. A horde of them, in fact, in fact.
โOh no.โ Tummy said, โBack to the Pyramid now! Theyโre Roman Centurion Zombie Mummies, and they wonโt stop until they make all of existence like them.โ
โBut they canโt be that bad.โ Thomasina said. โCanโt you talk to them, Tummy. Explain why weโre here?โ
โTalk?โ
โYes, you knowโฆ mummy to mummy.โ
โTHEYโRE ROMAN CENTURION ZOMBIE MUMMIES!โ Tummy yelled, grabbing Thomasina by her shoulder. He dragged her back to the pyramidโs entrance. โThey donโt talkโฆ they just wrap.โ
โWrap? Donโt you mean warp?โ Thomasina started to feel confused.
โWarp? No, I donโt mean warp. If I meant warp, Iโd have said warp. They wrap. Theyโre Zombie Mummies. They wrap. They create other Zombie Mummies, thatโs all they do.โ
โOh.โ Thomasina said.
โSo what now?โ Tom asked, still not entirely sure what was going on.
โWeโll have to go to the other side of the mountain now.โ Tummy said. โThatโs where the Giant Multi-faceted Nebula Vortex has an arm. Hopefully, the Roman Centurion Zombie Mummies will be happy with the Mummyโs Portal of CMa427XYAi, and have decided not to get that as well.โ
โThe Giant Multi-faceted Nebula Vortex started all of this.โ Tom said, โso Roman mummies or not, itโs a good thing to end it as well. That should lead straight to the Mansionโs Bathroom.โ
โIndeed it should. Iโd forgotten about the wrap warp it has, we shouldโve gone there first.โ Tummy said, pressing another button which caused the pyramid ship to shudder as it lifted off the ground. โWe can pick the other Inners up on the way through, and get back to the Mansion as if nothing has ever happened. I do like wrap warps.โ
โWarp wraps.โ Thomasina commented. โThat sounds better.โ
โHold on to something solid again,โ Tummy ignored Thomasinaโs comment for a reason. โIt looks like weโll reach the Giant Multi-faceted Nebula Vortex without obstacle, but it may get very confusing on the way through. It wraps reality around itself.โ
โSurely, now you mean warp?โ Thomasina still wanted the last word.
As if it was a giant octopus tentacle, the arm of the vortex grabbed the pyramid, and pulled it through the swirling eye of the vortex, where it vanished into a blinding white light.
Fingers tapped on the window urgently, although as reality wrapped and warped itself inside the pyramid, nobody could tell where the tapping was coming from. Hanging onto the outside of the pyramid was a Roman Centurion Zombie Mummy, whose face contorted into a maniacal smile, just before the scene faded from view.
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