Messy Nessie


Hidden from view
For the past year or two
Is the monster of the loch
But I stood on the shore
And heard an almighty roar
Which gave me a terrible shock
I turned ‘round with glee
As I expected to see
The legend of the lake
But the man in the suit
Was a real fruit-loop
And hardly a convincing fake

18 responses to “Messy Nessie”

  1. Sue Dreamwalker avatar

    haha.. nice one Tom.. and love the picture.. 🙂 Loch Ness is a beautiful place.. 🙂 Hope you enjoy your week 🙂

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      I did Sue, thanks.
      I’ve never been to the Loch myself… one day I’ll visit.

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  2. Let's CUT the Crap! avatar

    Imagine trying to fool you, Tom. I can’t believe it. 😛

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      I know, Tess, what is the world coming to?

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  3. Visionkeeper avatar

    So when did you go to Scotland to see Nessie? Perhaps the Mansion took you? That must be it….VK 🙂

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      It must have been when I was asleep, VK… a dream that’s now faded from memory…

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  4. Andra Watkins avatar

    I enjoyed the Google Nessie, though. 🙂

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      I did too, Andra… although for some reason I thought that was one of the regional doodles they do, and not an international one…

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  5. prenin avatar

    Good one Tom! 🙂

    The real Nessie may never be found, but ahhh the Myth!!! 🙂

    God Bless!

    Prenin.

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      The myth is good enough for me, Prenin!

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  6. europasicewolf avatar

    Lol! Naughty man! There was me thinking it was a Loch Ness Icewolf 😉

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      My thoughts exactly, Icewolf!

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  7. Sherri avatar

    Oh no, not another fake? Would love to see the real Nessie. Lovely photo Tom 🙂

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      So would I, Sherri! One day, perhaps.
      The photo was obtained from a nifty photo sharing site called Pixabay; the images can be used freely without attribution. I’m going to upload some of mine soon, well, when I get some decent ones, that is!

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  8. Diane Henders avatar

    Ha! Love the twist at the end – thanks for a good chuckle! 🙂

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      I’m pleased you liked it, Diane!

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