
With thick bubbles that first rise and then drop
This love potion is certainly a flop
The colour’s all wrong, as it should be clear
It doesn’t look like it’ll be ready this year
It’s too late to start to create a fresh batch
That won’t be ready now until, at least, March
A wrong love potion wouldn’t work anyway
So sorry Valentine’s, is all I can say.
This potion could be used, although not as intended,
But as a product which is rather quite splendid!
So from a flop to stop a flop, it’s worked out quite well
However right at the moment, I need no hair gel…

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