I apologise for what you are about to read.
I’ve scoured the internet for the worst Halloween jokes of all time, and couldn’t find any. I did come across the corkers above, but whether ‘corker’ indicates good or bad is anyone’s guess.
I can hear groans from all across the Blogosphere. And, yes, I heard a boo… and another. And… a cackle. Lots of cackles, and Moany Lisa is nowhere in sight! Well, her image is here, but she isn’t… cough cough…
So.
Anyway.
How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one?
By her suntan.
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.
When is it unlucky to see a black cat?
When you’re a mouse.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?
A monster with an all over perm.
Why are banshees good tennis players?
They make a good old racket.
No! no! Noooooo!!!!! No more!
Enough!!!!!!
Normal service will be resumed tomorrow. Hopefully…
The Mansionic Perspective 
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