Fzzzzt!


Intense Solar Flare activity is having an adverse affect with my computer and internet connection today.

It’s also playing havoc with my typing, although Fingers, my Inner Typist disputes this. He says his tpying is fine.

My Inner Zombie has been quiet for a few days, which is unusual. However, this means that he will be making an appearance very soon… unless he’s hiding from the Solar Radiation.

The news report I read the other day said that the flares weren’t being sent out in the Earth’s direction, but today’s report has said that they are having an effect on communications.

Thomasina, my Inner Woman, is having a terrible time at present. I don’t know exactly what she’s doing, but I keep hearing strange sounds from the back of my mind. A mix between a hair-dryer and a lawn-mower. Very strange. Maybe she’s having the bad hair days since I had my hair cut very short the other week.

My Inner Weatherman is all excited due to the adverse weather we have been experiencing over the past couple of days as well. The South West of England have had snow. We in Cheshire have just had a lot of rain. This must be due to the flares. My Inner Weatherman always tries to find an alternative off-world answer for random weather events.

My Inner Politician (I have no idea where he came from!) and my Inner Leader of the Opposition are bickering about some issue or other to do with Europe. Well, Eurovision anyway. They’re about as political as I am, truth be told.

Tom the Geek, my Inner Geek, is loving all of this. He loves it when the computers don’t work as they should… when pages only half load, or even (gasp) don’t load at all. He’ll instantly reach for the refresh button, or try to reset the modem or router. I don’t think he actually knows what he’s doing – he confuses the heck out of me anyway – which isn’t really that difficult.

As I was typing this, a message box popped up saying I was experiencing very high CPU usage due to my printer settings. The printer isn’t even switched on. And I’m not trying to print anything either. Tom the Geek has advised I switch the printer on and off again for some reason. I’ll not, though, due to the Solar Flare activity, just in case.

An explosion from the back of my mind tells me that Thomasina has also been affected by the Solar Flare… the singeing smell tells me that she’s blown her hair-dryer. Hopefully, she’ll join my Inner Zombie and stay out of sight.

And Fingers, my Inner Typist has just returned to assist with the fnial praagraph of this post. He is feeling the effects of the Solar Flares after all, as he is usually in contact with the communication centre within my mind… only today he can’t get a connection. The lights are on, but there doesn’t appear to be anyone in.

I’ve a sneaky feeling my Inner Aspects may be having a party somewhere, and using the Solar Activity as a cover.

I shall have to activate my Inner Private Eye to investigate this further, but every time I try to do so, all I get is an odd fzzzzt sound.

All lines are engaged.

I shall have to try later.

Here’s hoping that you aren’t being as adversely affected as I am during this current Solar bombardment!

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48 responses to “Fzzzzt!”

  1. Andra Watkins avatar

    You just gave me the perfect excuse for everything, Tom. 🙂

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      Glad I could help, Andra!

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  2. elenacaravela avatar

    So that’s whats happening!

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      It is indeed, Elena. Apparently these Solar Flares are almost at their maximum, but we’ll still be feeling the affects for a few months yet…

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  3. lameadventures avatar

    Wow, you have some serious inner over-population going on Tom!

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      Usually, LA, it’s one or two I have to deal with, but yesterday it seemed like the whole lot of them wanted to make themselves known. I think they’re all sleeping today though!

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  4. Diane Henders avatar

    Wait, let me get my tin-foil hat… Ahhh, that’s better!

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      Always handy to keep one lying around, Diane.

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  5. murr brewster avatar

    Good news! The recent solar flares blew out the other side of the star. So it’s going to take a real long time for them to go around the universe and mess us up. Maybe there’s something just wrong with YOU–it does sound awful crowded in there.

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      Hello, Murr Brewster! Firstly, I must apologise as this comment was lurking inside my spam comments for some reason – normally I just delete the spam, but noticed this was an actual comment! And (touch wood!) the computer has been running fine ever since, so the flares’ power doesn’t seem to causing much havoc now… but me… nope… nothing wrong with me – perfectly fine! Just an Inner Aspect party going on… happens from time to time!

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  6. prenin avatar

    Hi Tom! 🙂

    Yes, the web was weird yesterday and I was unable to access outlook so I gave up and now I have 117 emails to read!!! 🙂

    The storms missed earth, four in 48 hours, but we’re still approaching solar maximum so expect more! 🙂

    Thanks for the visit and comment! 🙂

    Yeah the web was a mess yesterday! 😦

    We had rain and hail yesterday, but I had nowhere to go so I was OK! 🙂

    Shopping day today – and I’m not looking forward to it…

    God Bless!

    Prenin.

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      The weather seems more settled today, Prenin, so hopefully it’ll be OK!

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  7. Soma Mukherjee avatar

    I so love the inner you’s they are so fabulous….although am missing inner zombie( have a thing for them)
    But oh noo The Fzzzzt..its bad please get your inner Private eye to find out more…
    meanwhile sing the hoho song( my inner tribal chief says so)

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      Now you’ve said that, Soma, I think your Inner Zombie may make an appearance very soon!
      The Fzzzzt isn’t as bad as it seems… just causes things to go a little slower than usual. Time to take a breather!

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  8. speccy avatar

    Your inner geek knows about as much as I do- turn it off and on again 🙂 Does that mean I’m a geek too?

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      I’m not sure, Fiona. Do you feel like a geek? My Inner Geek isn’t that good, being honest…

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      1. speccy avatar

        Far from it! The Brother is a proper geek, so gets the odd text ‘help! I’ve killed the computer’. Luckily, he also has more patience than we’d ever imagined he would have 🙂

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        1. Tom Merriman avatar

          Patience is a virtue… especially around computers! 😀

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  9. Gray Dawster avatar
    Gray Dawster

    You need to watch out for
    that inner Zombie Tom 😦 lol

    Enjoy your Thursday…

    Andro

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      He crops up every now and again, Andro… I’m used to him now!
      And thanks – hope you have a good Thursday as well!

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      1. Gray Dawster avatar
        Gray Dawster

        🙂 🙂

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  10. penpusherpen avatar

    OOoo Sir Aquatom, You made my morning, your inner typist calls to mine.. and I’m sure they could type a ‘fanatsic deut togethre’ … gobbledygook I know but they’d understand, ‘cos to them it’s natural… Solar flares aside, my Epsom printer used to use ALL my CPU , until I deleted the Epsom Event Manager, apparently it talks to stuff all the time, even when it’s not in use… Now I calls that rude, ‘cos surely it’s keeping you out of the loop?.. Like being back at school… You’re making me wonder though, my smoke alarm went funny last night, and started a buzzing sound, when I tried to unattach the cover, the whole thing unattached from the ceiling, screws and all, methinks it was trying to tell me something… anywho, hopefully today will be a better day, and all lines of communication (typed in one.. 🙂 ) are open and working well.. xPenx

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      I’m not sure my printer has an event manager, Lady P… it’s one of those printer / scanner / fax machine / photocopier ones, so presumably with all that going on, it must have one somewhere! I’m not too keen on deleting things, just in case… so I’ll pretend not to see the message should it pop up again!
      Hope you get your smoke alarm sorted soon… maybe the buzzing resonated at the same frequency as the screws and caused them to vibrate and rotate, thus making the whole thing loose. My Inner Geek’s still with me…

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      1. penpusherpen avatar

        saying hello to your inner Geek, Sir A and hoping he has a great Thursday… (smoke alarm is lying on it’s back on the kitchen top, just staring, won’t give up any info on his condition.. Schtumm!!) x

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        1. Tom Merriman avatar

          Inner Geek says “Hi right back at ya!” Lady P. He’s so odd!

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            1. penpusherpen avatar

              Just checking I haven’t missed an h’update , Sir A 🙂 … Space walking to tire myself out… Now lets see if’n it worked… (PARKER, turn down the Duvet.. I’m hitting the hay…!! ) xPenx
              (That’s not Urban slang..I might add.. I just googled, and was VERY surprised at what came … erm…up!!!)

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  11. Sue Dreamwalker avatar

    I couldn’t sleep Tom, that must have been affecting Insomnia She rears her head only at Night!.. My Hearing self now she was on a high pitch mode.. squealing away in my ear-drum she was like a singing kettle!… … My Computer was none the worse for wear!, although it may get a bit of a scare soon as I reveal my newly made scarecrow to its screen.
    The Weather Girl now she was dodging the rain and hail showers yesterday as the temperatures plummeted and I had to reach for my double knit cardigan for some extra warmth….

    Smiling though Tom as your politician self popped up.. I think you must have been mixing too much over at the Euro-vision contest.. You know the EU have got a little Grumpy with the PM of the UK for saying he wasn’t happy with they way we are treated and the rules you know.. So they sent a flying squad over to raid the archives of BP and Shell.. Just to let the British Public know they do do something Worth while now and again as they revealed the facts of Price rigging in the Oil markets…. As if we didn’t already know that One!… But well they may now be able to prove it Tom….. 🙂 🙂 😎 ……… So Fzzzzzzt is the word! of the day Tom 🙂 ……. as we are all a little hizzzed about the fuel prices!…

    Maybe when we all of us connect to our INNER Selves and we get to Party in the Cosmos those Rays won’t affect us so bad! 😉

    Great Post Tom, and made me smile widely today! 😀 😆

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      Glad you enjoyed it Sue…
      I must say that I’m not at all surprised about the findings for the oil companies… I have a feeling there will be more revelations of this sort over the coming months as well.
      Hope your Inner Selves are behaving themselves again now! Enjoy the rest of your Sunday.

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      1. Sue Dreamwalker avatar

        🙂 Yes all under control Tom! … And your feeling may be right Tom, I think more exposure will start to unwrap the way Big Corporations are setting High prices …
        I hope you have an enjoyable week
        Sue

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  12. Visionkeeper avatar
    Visionkeeper

    Oh, never a dull moment in your life TL with so many others on board!!! Between them and the mansion, what a wild ride indeed 🙂 My computer has gone cranky on me, doesn’t want to cooperate at all and it is truly testing my patience. Perhaps that is the point! Just know TL we ourselves are being updated from these flares so who you are right now you may not be five minutes from now. Talk about scramble the brain….Happy travels 🙂 Blessings…VK

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      I’m always changing anyway, VK… maybe more so because of these flares.
      And actually, I like the dull moments, I must admit. A time to rest, I feel!
      Hope your computer problems are sorted soon for you!

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  13. Madame Weebles avatar

    That’s a lot of inner people you’ve got in there, Tom. How do you cope with all the noise???

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      I’m used to it, Madame W!
      Actually, it’s only one that appears every now and again… it’s quite rare that a lot come along at once! I have to write about it when they do though! 😉

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  14. Let's CUT the Crap! avatar

    I have a thought about all these inner selves popping in at once, Tom. It’s a simple thought. The flares are one thing but have you considered coffee consumption as the culprit?

    I’m no expert, but I’ve experienced similar positive /negative turbulence and one time it had something to do with the kind of coffee I was ingesting…just saying. Might this be helpful at all?

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      It might actually be, Tess, although the last cup of coffee I had was back in 2006, I think. I don’t drink much coffee.
      If it isn’t the coffee, it could be something else. Cheese before bedtime, perhaps?

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  15. kateshrewsday avatar

    That’s an extremely busy inner schedule you’ve got there, Tom. I’d consider hiring an inner PA to keep them all in order.

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      Oh no, Kate… now you’ve given them ideas! There’ll be interviews and meetings and all sorts going on now…

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  16. Gray Dawster avatar
    Gray Dawster

    Have a great start
    to your Monday Tom 🙂

    Andro

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      Thanks, Andro!

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  17. aFrankAngle avatar

    With so many voices being able to justify anything, here’s a treat for at least one of them.

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      Thanks, Frank… fascinating to watch!

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  18. europasicewolf avatar

    You sound a little frazzled! I do hope you’ve recovered and your inner voices didn’t suffer too much 🙂 Solar flares wreak havoc with communications if they’re strong…maybe that’s why my mobile broadband, the digi radio, and the mobile phones were as good as useless around that time! lol 😉

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      Quite possibly, Icewolf!
      Not as frazzled now, I must add!

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  19. shreejacob avatar

    Ah I feel like joining your Inner friends for the party too! Hope you are well Tom!

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      Thanks, Shree… you’re always welcome!

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