What you say?

I’m having to post an extra post full of spam this evening, merely because my spam thingy is full to overflowing with the stuff, and I have to share.

I’m not going to mention any names in this post, as they have, unfortunately, sent me a spam message at entirely the wrong time of the month. It’s all about timing. Everything is. Right place, right time and all that jazz.

Feeling good comes into the right place right time concept, but none of these spam messages have a feel good factor – for the reader, anyway.

For example, someone was so impressed by my Guestbook page, they had to leave a message saying it was ‘Beijing massage’. I’ve never heard this term used as a compliment or a complaint before, and wondered what it meant. The spammer had very thoughtfully added a hyperlink with the phrase, obviously thinking I may want to check out the meaning of this up and coming phrase. But, due to time constraints the meaning will have to remain a mystery, as the comment was binned.

A lady left a comment for my post from yesterday, ‘Cats like to hear me sing’. She wasn’t impressed by my singing abilities, nor my musical prowess. No, she loved my mention of Directory Enquiries in the middle of paragraph two.

A lot of people are giving me the opportunity to purchase almost complete movies! ALMOST complete… not even the whole thing. They don’t say which part is missing, but I don’t want to buy one in case it’s the end. I don’t mind missing the end if the film is really bad, but as they don’t even say what films they are selling, I’d best decline this opportunity – however many times it is offered.

You may have to pay slightly greater interest rates, but, with the amount of added benefits, it must be excellent along with you. A bad personal debt guaranteed personal loan not simply helps your current have to have but, assists you to eventually, likewise. With an opening like that, who can resist the temptation? Whatever they were offering…

And finally, one person really enjoyed my last post on the subject of spam. She said that she loved the look of my blog, which was exactly identical to hers, apart from it being on a totally different subject and using slightly different colours. She added I have an outstanding choice of colours!

Well, that’s cleared some space from my spam thingy. Until tomorrow…