Letters to the Universe… The Condensed Version!


Dear Blogland,
Apologies but this post will be short, succinct, and to the point. Not at all waffly.

Dear Hole Punches,
You may or may not be aware (but being hole punches you probably wonโ€™t be), the leftover pieces of paper after the hole has been punched is called a chad. Those tiny, useless, round pieces of paper, or what was left of the holes, actually have a name. Chad.

Dear The Word Pettifog,
Iโ€™m not quibbling. These letters are short. They arenโ€™t shifty. And are most certainly not unethical.

Dear Stars,
How magnificent you look, twinkling in the night sky as you do. You look like tiny flashes of light, but we all know that that isnโ€™t really the case. And you have more energy than we can shake a stick at as well!

Dear Condensed Soups,
Is it wrong to like you condensed?

Dear Space,
Not space where the stars are, or space on a chad, but space on this blog postโ€ฆ how can you be running out already?

Dear Week,
Thank you for passing quickly once again. Could you please expand this weekend for me? Or at least slow it down?

Dear Full Version Of Letters To The Universe,
See you next week!

Dear Tom,
Youโ€™ve written eight letters already. You may as well write the other two.

Dear Inner Tom,
There. Happy?

And to finishโ€ฆ Dear All,
Time. Itโ€™s a funny old thing, isnโ€™t it? One second we have it in abundance, and in another, well, itโ€™s gone in a second. Make the most of those abundant times; slow down and enjoy everything just as it is. Youโ€™ll be back in the race before you know it!

Thank you for reading!

P.S.:

A quick photo showing a second slowing down to a single point in time. To the point. Just because.

17 responses to “Letters to the Universe… The Condensed Version!”

  1. bcparkison avatar

    wow…love the blue

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      Thanks, Beverly. Split-second-blue, that.

      Liked by 1 person

  2. Soul Gifts avatar
    Soul Gifts

    Dear Second of Time, I love your colour ๐Ÿ™‚

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      Dear Raili.
      Thanks.
      The second likes to keep things short!

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  3. Jodi avatar

    Dear Week – YES!!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      At least we tried, Jodi!

      Like

  4. Diane Henders avatar

    …and now I’m glad my name’s not Chad. I’d hate to be named after a useless and annoying little scrap of paper. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      Exactly, Diane!

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  5. -Eugenia avatar

    Beautiful color of blue.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      Thanks, Eugenia.

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  6. prenin avatar

    Can we name them Trump instead of Chad – the meaning is the same??? ๐Ÿ™‚

    God Bless Tom! ๐Ÿ™‚

    Prenin.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      I suppose we can name them what we want, Prenin. I don’t know who officially named them Chad to start off with! ๐Ÿ˜€

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  7. thecobweboriumemporium avatar

    Great post.
    Love the blue second. ๐Ÿ˜€

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      Thanks, Cobs.
      Not as keen on the blue first?
      (Hehehe)

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      1. thecobweboriumemporium avatar

        Haven’t seen it yet so can’t comment.
        (He he he)

        Like

  8. MrsCraft avatar

    Great post, the weekend one would be nice!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      Thanks, MrsCraft.
      There’s always next weekend…

      Like

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