Almost.
Either the hair’s all wrong…
…Or the shot’s too blurred…
…Or the camera’s too close…
…Or the camera’s not pointing correctly…
…Or the hair’s all wrong…
…Or the light-bulb blows…
…Or the camera angle and / or timing is all wrong…
…Or the zoom setting’s too high…
…Or the hair’s all wrong…
…Or it’s too bright…
…Or there’s a clonking great spot and the thumb’s in view…
…Or I look like a Klingon…
…Or I’m too shiny… 
…Or the nose looks too big…
…Or the hair’s all wrong…
…Or the hair’s all wrong…
…Or the hair’s all wrong and there’s a thumb…
…Or there’s a thumb…
…Or the shot’s too grainy…
And there we have it. The not so serious Serious Selfie Post. Now, since I’ve posted these not so serious Selfies, I shan’t be posting another Selfie for quite some time. Unless, I take an unusual one which is screaming to be posted. Although, that said, I think everything’s covered here. Apart from the ones with really bad hair… which I doubt they’ll ever get to see the light of day again.
But who knows…?
One day, I’ll have the ideal Selfie. Until then, I shall remain patient!
The Mansionic Perspective 
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