Santa’s Rather Large Little Helper


I think it’s time for a Christmas post.

I was trying on my Santa Hat earlier this evening, as you do, when the thought suddenly struck me to have a go at taking another Selfie of myself. Being the hip blogger that I am, I couldn’t resist. I’m not really sure if the phrase ‘taking a Selfie of myself’ is correct, as one wouldn’t really be taking a Selfie of anyone else, but hey, on my blog it’s correct.

So I took Selfie after Selfie, in all manner of different poses and pouts. Some sitting, others standing. Some reclining against a wall, some looking moody. Some in dull light (which didn’t turn out very well!) and some in dull light (which looked better but still terrible). I’ve chosen not to use the dull lit ones, and went for four favourites of mine for for this post. There are hundreds others that I may bore you with share with you sometime.

The first one is full of angst. The determined and steely grin is softened only by the piercing blue of the eyes in stark contrast with the red and white of the hat. Notice how it oozes a natural kind of electricity and warmth.

The second Selfie is entitled ‘At Rest’. Everything is calm and relaxed. Eyes closed, and motionless, as if in contemplation of something huge. Or nothing at all. Everything is equal in a relaxed state.

The third one I’ve named ‘Spring to Action’. Ready to take on the elements and go with the flow. If you look closely at this one, you may catch a glimpse of eyebrow. But shush, everyone will want to see it. And the Severe Flick is beginning to appear.

The fourth one, ‘Sunday Best’, is the neat and tidy on-parade one. The official Selfie for the Santa Hat Selfie Challenge, which is still to be organised.

I went all out to create these Selfies. I especially wore a smaller-sized red shirt to make me look ever so slightly more portly than normal, just to get the Santa look more authentic. The portly look is particularly obvious on the ones where I’m sitting down, but, unfortunately, they were the ones taken in dull light, and are therefore unusable.

I’m now off for my nightly jog. Those sitting down photos have certainly spurred me on…

24 responses to “Santa’s Rather Large Little Helper”

  1. CMStewart avatar

    Nice pics! 😉 Though your pompom perplexes me.

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      I’ve always been proud of my perplexing pompom, CM.
      Nice of you to mention it!

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  2. shreejacob avatar

    Bahahaha! Beautiful selfies …just beautiful. Each painting a wonderful picture of the different aspect of the complexities of being….Tom’s hair!

    *talks to Tom’s hair* : You know..seeing how versatile you are, you may want to think of hiring an agent / manager. I’ve heard that supermodels are being sourced by fashion people looking at selfies and well…you’re absolutely magnificent in these! Let me know .okay and I’ll prepare my resume.

    Great post Tom!

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      You’ve made my hair blush, Shree (as if it can’t get any more embarrassing!). Glad you spotted the artistic element in the Selfies.

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      1. shreejacob avatar

        Bahahahaha! and thank you…I think that’s my Libran tendency coming through…appreciation for the finer things such as art 😉

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  3. Let's CUT the Crap! avatar

    After viewing these ‘selfies’ as you call them, I KNOW Santa exists. I do. Yes. I have always been doubtful but now I know for sure. His hair is NOT white. It’s brown. 😉

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      It was jet black in his younger days, Tess. Back before he was Santa, that is…

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      1. Let's CUT the Crap! avatar

        Oh, you know all about his history, too?

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        1. Tom Merriman avatar

          Only what he’s told me, Tess! 😉

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  4. lameadventures avatar

    “There are hundreds others …” Thanks for the warning.

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      More like thousands actually, LA. I’ll try to keep them to a minimum!

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  5. prenin avatar

    Good shots! 🙂

    You certainly look the part – now you need the belly to go with it! 🙂

    Yo Ho Ho!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! 🙂

    God Bless!

    Prenin.

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      It’s the belly I’m trying to get rid of, Prenin! No reason to show what isn’t going to be there, is there? Hehehe!
      Merry Christmas, Prenin.

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  6. Vanessa-Jane Chapman avatar

    I’m going to vote for number 4! I hope I win! 🙂

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      I’d say you win, Vanessa, that’s my favourite one as well. I MAY convert it into a ‘head’er for my blog for Christmas!

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  7. europasicewolf avatar

    Oh what wonderful christmas selfies! lol 😉 Such a beautifully lit forehead and tastefully enhanced by the pm pom topped Santa hat!! The hair clearly has a life of it’s own…electrified it certainly is! It is clearly deeply affected by the seasonal festivities and all to keen to show off in your selfies lol 🙂 It does look particularly fetching in relaxed mode…I presume a lot of hair gel was used to achieve this feat? I will ensure that Santa sends a stockingful for you this year 😀 The warm festive lighting illuminating your selfies in all their glory is quite heart warming and creates mental images of large tubs of hair gel basking under the christmas tree lights…electrifying your hair and showing off your manly forehead!! 🙂

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      No hair gel was used in any of these photos, Icewolf. All au naturale. The pom pom seems popular, but I think the forehead is looking rather old. Not old in age, you MUST understand, but old in, erm, thought? Blame the lighting. Always blame the lighting.
      ‘Gel tubs warming under sparkly lights’ sounds like a fab new and modern carol. How’s your singing? 😉

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      1. europasicewolf avatar

        Well…I think my dulcet howling tones resound beautifully throughout the galaxy…and possibly dance lightly and playfully across your forehead…but your ears may have different ideas about the dulcet howl echoing across tie and space!!
        The forehead is cool…it’s just because it’s in the spolight! Definitely not old though!! Europa forbid!!! I must say your hair is…electrifying!! 🙂

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        1. Tom Merriman avatar

          Always happy to provide a spark, Icewolf.
          I think I’ve heard your howls anyway; always beautiful. Please forgive me for asking.

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  8. Jo Bryant avatar

    Oh Tom…thank you so much for this…laughing my arse off

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      A pleasure, Jo. Laughter is always good!

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  9. pendantry avatar

    I’m a bit late to this party, but: BWAHAhahahaha

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    1. Tom avatar

      It’s never too late in these parts… glad the post gave you a giggle!

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