Huh?


Horrifying.

So began the comment.

An individual could hardly browse through somewhere.

I thought this was actually going somewhere, I really did, until that last word.

Any time you browse through furthermore there, it would end up like practically squishing, sent downward on the ground, arrived about.

Should I read more? I thought to myself, with my index finger hovering over the mouse key, curser hovering over the delete option.

It’s no convenient quest.

No, I’ll read on. I quite like quests.

Becoming first-time anyone in you car from a cruise ship, that’s a good unusual style for transfer into the vibrant area accustomed so that you can trekking as well as operating in carabaos, on the list of its reveal for coast health issues.

OK. Say THAT again!
No, it still didn’t help.
The carabao by the way, is a swamp type domestic water buffalo found in the Philippines and Guam. (There has to be SOME educational content, even if only in part!)

A grand daddy would likely lovingly reveal the way in which she or he as well as this mature close friend would likely frequently provide given that the watercraft shook laterally.

Are you real?

Are you selling me something?

I don’t like this comment, so you’re binned! Binned I tell you! Deleted to the ether between the circuitry of the computer world! And Ha! Tell all your spamming pals not to come here again leaving their rubbish in my comments folder, else the same fate will befall them! Ha! Ha! And tell your cold caller friends the same…

Oh.

Apologies to the decent commenters to my site… you are more than welcome to continue. I showed that spam message, didn’t I?

carabao from wikipedia

19 responses to “Huh?”

  1. colonialist avatar

    I think this is one of the spammers who has something written up by or for him, and then has the computer rearrange the words in numerous ways that appear to make sense. Increasingly, of course, they don’t.
    The carabao look deeply offended, as well they might.

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      They are, Col. In fact, they’re devastated at being embroiled in this rubbish!

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  2. The Laughing Housewife avatar

    You sure did, Tom 🙂

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      It needed doing, Tilly!

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  3. nrhatch avatar

    Someone has to give these spammers the “what for!”

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      Odd as it seems, Nancy, I haven’t had any spam comments since. Still early days though, I suppose!

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  4. prenin avatar

    Bloody Spammers!!! 😦

    Hope they get plug rot!!! 🙂

    God Bless!

    Prenin.

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      My thoughts exactly, Prenin!

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  5. shreejacob avatar

    I LOL in real when I read:
    It’s no convenient quest.

    No, I’ll read on. I quite like quests.

    Bhahahaahahah!!

    Poor buffaloes being dragged into a spam 😦

    That grand daddy part sounds a little iffy..teehee

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      That was the turning point of the whole thing, Shree. That, and the fact that it was a spam message in the first place! And yes – what have the buffalo done?

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      1. shreejacob avatar

        You know…come to think of it, these spammers really take their time to create such thoughtful comments!! hehehe.

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        1. Tom Merriman avatar

          They’re so considerate, Shree!

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  6. Elaine - I used to be indecisive avatar

    Good for you! It definitely needed to be done. 🙂

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      Didn’t it just, Elaine?!

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  7. Let's CUT the Crap! avatar

    Righto. In the bin.
    Don’t spammers realize by now that whatever translator they using is a dead giveaway? 😉

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      I have a feeling they know not what they do anyway, Tess…

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      1. Let's CUT the Crap! avatar

        Slow learners then…

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  8. Diane Henders avatar

    You told them! But hey, I learned what a carabao is, so that’s a bonus. 🙂

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      Always a lesson to be learned, Diane!

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