The Lesser Known Green-Toothed Twitcher


It is remarkable how, in this day and age, we (the human inhabitants of this wonderful planet, Earth) are still discovering brand new species all around the globe.

From the depths of the oceans to the furthest rainforests, animals, birds, and fish – big and small – are popping out from under their bushes and rocks so we can catch a glimpse of them. Some actually stay around long enough for us to capture them on film or mobile phone. Others, are being rediscovered… long-thought-extinct creatures and plant-life are turning up at the least expected time.

And whilst all these discoveries are being made on our world, I was fascinated to read recently that light had been detected by scientists for the first time on a nearby Super-Earth, a planet orbiting another star 41 Light Years away from us.

My mind ran away with the idea, and the light was coming from a window on the twenty-fifth floor of a skyscraper as someone had forgotten to close their curtains, on one of the continents on this newly discovered world, called, clinically, 55 Cancri e.

They say the planet is too hot for life, and the light detected was infra red light which dipped as the planet travelled behind its sun on its orbit.

Whilst I’m disappointed that my curtains theory was so wrong, and the infra red light discovery was more of a ‘normal’ scientific discovery (in my mind’s eye) rather than an impressive one, I’m not disheartened. There are other planets out there now that we know of, Super-Earths at that like 55 Cancri e, where someone WILL have left their curtains open. It will be all over the news, mark my words…

Anyway, coming back home for the moment, and looking at newly discovered species. I’d like to describe another new species I may have discovered this morning. Mid-morning to be exact, while I was sat at work.

Humanoid in shape, oblongular to be more precise, two arms, two legs and a head. Funny looking hair on top, with green teeth.

I thought that I had slept quite well last night. I was up early this morning, bright as a daisy, and was ready for work in no time. I’d eaten breakfast, drove to the shop and bought the daily newspaper, and then continued on to work, where I arrived at 8.05am. Bright and early.

As soon as I settled down to log into my computer, I brought the curser on my computer screen to the username box, and clicked the mouse button. The curser shot over to the right of the screen, completely missing anything that it could have clicked on. Three times it took me to get my username entered, but eventually I did.

Trying to open the applications was a bit difficult as well… the same thing happening. The curser was not where it should have been when I clicked.

I’d developed a twitch in my thumb. Every one, two or three seconds (it was very inconsistent) my thumb would spasm, and knock my mouse slightly, thus moving the curser on the screen. There wasn’t any pain, I must add… and once I knew why the curser was moving on its own accord I could feel the twitching all the more.

That realisation is probably what caused the worst ever realisation to dawn EVER to occur.

I was mentally trying to control my thumb, by staring at it, when my thoughts moved to the question of how I could have got to work so early. And then the question ‘did you clean your teeth?’ sprang to mind. I’m sure I had. I was positive I had. And then… I was less certain. More self conscious… more convinced that I had dashed out without doing what I do every morning.

I swept along my teeth with my tongue, and they felt clean, so I tried to convince myself that I had. But the doubt was now there. My mind was showing me images of green teeth when I smiled, so I had to look away from everyone today or smile with a closed mouth.

I have the feeling that I wasn’t human today in work at all. I was some kind of twitching green-toothed hybrid. Part human, part something unknown.

I managed to get through the day, even smiling properly on a few occasions (as I’d forgotten and then remembered!) but the first thing I did when I got home was brushed my teeth, and now I feel good again.

Or did I? Come to think of it I don’t actually remember… and I’ve never noticed these webbed fingers before… or these scales…

24 responses to “The Lesser Known Green-Toothed Twitcher”

  1. Andra Watkins avatar

    Ha! Today, I TOTALLY understand.

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    1. Tom (Aquatom1968) avatar

      Hope your jet lag wears off soon, Andra!

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  2. Let's CUT the Crap! avatar

    Everybody needs one of those days to sharpen us up. I know what you’re talking about.

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    1. Tom (Aquatom1968) avatar

      You’re right, Tess… an off day every now and then is OK!

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  3. prenin avatar

    Sounds like you had one of my days! 🙂

    When I was on Chlorpromazine I developed a problem with muscular spasms that were so bad I managed to wreck my stereo system, so they put me on Olanzapine and it’s been downhill from there! 🙂

    Hope your spasms are back under control my friend – at first I thought you had a broken mouse lead!!! 🙂

    God Bless!

    Prenin.

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    1. Tom (Aquatom1968) avatar

      That must have been one heck of a spasm, Prenin!
      Up to now my twitches seem to be fine. Well, not there actually!

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  4. Soma Mukherjee avatar

    Arent we supposed to have webbed fingers and scales ??
    oh that twitching i hope you dont feel any numbness in your hand or pain in shoulder..we often work for a very long period in front of comp. and if the hand-body angle is not correct we have these uncomfortable twitchings….better start doing some wrist exercises

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    1. Tom (Aquatom1968) avatar

      I think we should be webbed and scaled, Soma… or maybe not because we’d end up shedding scales everywhere!
      Yes, I did notice a tingling in my two end fingers, so it could be something to do with mouse over use… or keyboard overuse with my right hand…. perhaps exercises are called for.

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  5. Tilly Bud avatar

    Twitching can be good, in the right circumstances. If you ever find out what they are, I’d appreciate you telling me 🙂

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    1. Tom (Aquatom1968) avatar

      I’m not a hundred per cent certain, Tilly, but I tend to twitch more when I’m tired. Usually its my left eye that twitches, and I walk everywhere winking at everyone and everything. Yesterday, I didn’t feel tired, so I don’t know what caused my thumb to twitch. Perhaps my hand was still tired and the rest of me was wide awake… 😕

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  6. europasicewolf avatar

    Perfectly normal for you to be webbed and scaled…nothing at al to worrry about… 😉 After all I am white and furry with a big bushy tail and a long snout with huge fangs…:) I consider that perfectly nromal!

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    1. Tom (Aquatom1968) avatar

      I see what you’re saying here, Icewolf! 🙂

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  7. jennygoth666 avatar

    its a known fact that your eyes twitch when tired involuntry movements are normal sometimes just like my spelling lol just wish that nerves hadnt been invented in teeth as mine are right on edge try taking small mouthwash in your pocket for emergencies aqua have a good smiley week lol xjen

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    1. Tom (Aquatom1968) avatar

      That’s a good idea, Jen… although hopefully I’ll not forget to brush my teeth again in future… if I had forgotten then, that is! You have a good week too!

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  8. kateshrewsday avatar

    Thumb twitching and green teeth….erk….

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    1. Tom (Aquatom1968) avatar

      I know Kate. It’s very odd!

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  9. Red avatar

    One would think the webs would help with the thumb twitching. Perhaps, you should look into interlocking scales.
    Red.

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    1. Tom (Aquatom1968) avatar

      Yes, I’d have thought the webs would have helped too, Red, but they didn’t seem to. Still, the twitching has stopped now…

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  10. Jo Bryant avatar

    I have had a few of those days…

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    1. Tom (Aquatom1968) avatar

      Jo, they’re good fun when you look back… aren’t they?

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  11. Sue Dreamwalker avatar

    Oh Tom.. you sure this Rain didnt get to you.. you know.. that film… WaterWorld.. you sure you not growing webbed feet as well. ? 🙂 I know I am more than a little rusty! .. 😉 Hugs my friend.. ~Sue

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    1. Tom (Aquatom1968) avatar

      Ah… the feet – I knew there was something I’d overlooked!
      Sue, considering half of the country is under drought conditions the rest of us aren’t doing too bad for rain, are we?

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      1. Sue Dreamwalker avatar

        Tom I’d say we have had more than our fair share.. and more to come..
        Oh and be sure to check your neck for gills.. LOL just in case.. and then your all set for the Big Flood! … and Noah can add a Green toothed human with gills and webbed hands and feet to his Ark… 😉 xx

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