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Krispy Kresp Crisps 
The krespiest crisp created by Kresp with crispy crispness 
To keep it crispy, keep it Kresp-y

Now in Cheese and Onion

Krispy Kresp Crisps available in most hard to reach shops in most towns beginning with a Y. Special offer applies on a Tuesday only, between three and four and when it’s raining. No correspondence will be entered into. Krispy Kresp Crisps Cheese and Onion flavour available for a limited time and they come with real red onion bits. Packaging may vary, but don’t go near any in a silver packet as they will be Crispy Krep Crisps, the company’s old name, and therefore well out of date. Remember no correspondence will be entered into. This message is for entertainment and illustrative purposes only, and blah blah, blah blah blah. Blah blah blabbity blah blah. Normal blog posts will resume as soon as all of the Krispy Kresp Crisps have been consumed.