Readers’ Comments


I love comments, I really do, but some get stored inside my spam folder until the time is right for… The Purge.

I’m not exactly sure if that time is now, but I really do need to get my housekeeping in order, so what better way than to expunge my spam folder of all its content, and post a few paragraphs of what the robots of the world are saying. Some, anyway.

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We start off with Dallas, who says, “What i do not understood is if truth be told how you’re now not actually a lot more neatly-preferred than you may be now.” This comment was left for my recent Phoenix Rising post; oh, if only they’d scanned the next post, Altered Images, and they’d have seen how neatly preferred I am now.

Dallas went on: “ You are so intelligent.”

I beg to differ, but I digress.

“You know thus significantly when it comes to this subject, made me for my part consider it from so many various angles.”  Which kind of makes sense, I suppose, if you kept seeing Phoenixes popping up everywhere. Dallas then lost the plot completely: “Its like women and men are not fascinated except it’s something to do with Lady gaga! Your own stuffs great. Always deal with it up!”

And deal with it up right back a you, Dallas! Lady Gaga!

HairAndBeauty chipped in on the same post. They wondered “…I was wondering if you ever considered changing the page layout of your site?” Obviously, they hadn’t noticed the whole new theme thing I’ve got going on around here.

“Its very well written; I love what youve got to say.”

That goes without saying, but I digress.

“But maybe you could a little more in the way of content so people could connect with it better. Youve got an awful lot of text for only having one or 2 pictures. Maybe you could space it out better?” So, you want more content with less text spaced out. OK, then HAB, I’ll see

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BackPainExercises also had this to say, regarding Phoenix Rising: “What a data of un-ambiguity and preserveness of valuable familiarity on the topic of unpredicted emotions.”

Yes, indeed, BPE.

Sophia commented on my Let’s Get This Party Started post, of January 10th. She said: “Utterly pent articles, Really enjoyed looking through.”

Thanks, Sophia.

On my Christmas Snowman post, back on December 18th, Zap Timberlake gushed: “Great goods from you, man. I have remember your stuff previous to and you’re just too fantastic.”

Well, sometimes I have to try, but I digress.

“I really like what you’ve received right here, certainly like what you are saying and the best way by which you are saying it. You make it entertaining and you continue to care for to keep it sensible. I can not wait to read far more from you. That is actually a tremendous website.”

Why, thank you, Zap. It’s always sensible around here.

Catharine wrote, on the Phoenix post, “The article has truly peaked my interest. I am going to return yet again since I saved as a favorite it.”

Thank Catharine for this comment you.

The final comment will be left with Bradley. He simply says on the Party post: “You’re so interesting! Seriously”

What else can I say without digressing…

17 responses to “Readers’ Comments”

  1. prenin avatar

    Why is it I get the feeling English was not their first language??? 🙂

    Nice to see you’ve got the Spam under control though – I don’t THINK I get any, but then my blog isn’t searchable!!! 🙂

    Have fun my friend!!! 🙂

    Prenin.

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      Thanks, Prenin. They write in robotese or something. Sometimes with a bit of gobbledygook thrown in for good measure!

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  2. Elaine - I used to be indecisive avatar

    Funnily enough I just cleared out my Spam folder today. Recently I just seem to have had a lot of offers for upmarket handbags and running shoes. 🙂

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      I had a load of them a while back, Elaine, but lately they’ve been the complimentary spam. Still spam, and quite comical at times… but they do need to be deleted in the end.

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  3. penpusherpen avatar

    ah, well, obviously they hadn’t read your blogs, Sir Aquatom, they were just winging it in their strange version of English, (a bit like Yoda in Star Wars, foreign they be methinks for certain .) BY the way, are you interested in my range of Shoes and handbags? Or my new cosmetic range, all natural ingredients, or… ah well, never mind. You’ve given Spam a more interesting taste. 🙂 xPenx

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      Thanks, Lady P. I like to show off what the spammers have to say every now and then. They do try it on though.

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      1. penpusherpen avatar

        had to drop off this spam comment here, Sir A, made me splutter at their ingenuity. :—
        I was recommended this web site by my cousin. I’m not sure whether
        this post is written by him as no one else know such detailed about my difficulty.
        You’re wonderful! Thanks!

        I’m wonderful, so it’s official.. 😉 mind you it was advertising acne cream.. xx

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        1. Tom Merriman avatar

          You see, Lady P, that’s the problem with spam. They always target at the wrong time. Now, I could use some acne cream right now – but do I get a spammer advertising such things? Do I ‘eckers like! Handbags is what I get. Handbags!

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  4. Let's CUT the Crap! avatar

    This would be funny if it wasn’t so hilarious! Isn’t that an oxymoron? Oh well, it says what I want. 😀 😀
    Is interesting but I liking ghosts. Why you like hair?

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      Hehehe! They are comical at times, Tess – the spammers, that is – but usually they’re just plain annoying. I enjoy my purges!

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      1. Let's CUT the Crap! avatar

        Annoying is the operative word. I agree.

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  5. lameadventures avatar

    The spam comments I delete as soon as I notice one. I wish I could do the same for my spambot followers.

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      There are spambot followers? Eek, I’ve not come across any of those, LA. At least I don’t think I have…

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  6. Diane Henders avatar

    Oh, Tom! I can only wish that someone would say my articles are “utterly pent”… whatever that actually means… 😉

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  7. Tom Merriman avatar

    I know! We should introduce the term ‘utterly pent’, Diane, and see if it takes off. We do need to get a good meaning for it first though, I suppose!

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  8. europasicewolf avatar

    That was hilarious! I don’t get interesting spam like that but it would be fun if I did! 🙂

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      Hehehe! I save them up for posts such as this, Icewolf. Normally its someone trying to get me to click a link or something.

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