Before England’s Green and Pleasant Land


Back in the day when England was connected to the rest of Europe by land, Southern England was a desert.

This was during the Ice Age, and mankind was just taking his / her / its first steps, competing with woolly mammoths, woolly hippos, woolly rhinoceroses, and woolly sabre-toothed tigers for food and places to live.

OK, maybe not the hippos and tigers, but the other two were there.

Mankind at the time was living in Africa, but were starting to branch out, trying to find warmer places on the planet to live. For now, however, they / we have been written out of this post.

The woolly rhinoceros loved to roam free. It was built for the cold conditions of the time. It had a stocky body, with thick fur and short legs. It was a herbivore, so lived, primarily on salad – actually, grasses.

At the beginning of the Ice Age, the woolly rhinoceros lived in the Himalayas, but migrated to Europe and Asia as time went on.

The average adult woolly rhinoceros was about 6 foot 6 tall, twelve-and-a-half feet long, and weighed in at 7,000 pounds. The creature was very common during the impressive sounding Pleistocene Epoch, which is a geological ‘time period’ that lasted between 2,588,000 to 11,700 years ago, so all in all it was quite recent. And, in case you’re wondering what an epoch is, it’s a timescale longer than an age but shorter than a period. Oh, I hear you say! We are currently living in the Holocene Epoch; ‘Holocene’ comes from the Greek words meaning ‘entirely’ and ‘recent’.

So, the woolly rhinoceros roamed happy and free for thousands of years, but changes over time led to their extinction. There is some debate that mankind (yes, I have written mankind back into the post now!) may have had something to do with the species dying out, due to over-hunting, but a lot of other species became extinct around the same time as the Earth’s temperatures began to rise, so man can’t really be blamed entirely. Can we?

As the Earth warmed up, England and the rest of the UK became separated from the rest of Europe as the sea waters rose, creating a little island off the north-west coast of continental Europe. The desert landscapes of southern England changed to become the green and pleasant land that they are today, hosepipe bans notwithstanding.

Preserved remains of the woolly rhinoceros have been found in the county of Staffordshire, England, and in Poland, and presumably numerous other places as well. In fact, the oldest remains have been recently discovered on the Tibetan Plateau in the Himalayas, and was aged to be about 3.5 million years old.

So, even though they no longer exist today, they had been around for a very long time in the fascinating history of the of our planet Earth.

15 responses to “Before England’s Green and Pleasant Land”

  1. Diane Henders avatar

    Wow, I’d hate to meet that thing… anywhere!

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    1. Tom (Aquatom1968) avatar

      Even though they were herbivores, Diane, I think I’d have to agree with you.

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  2. Sue Dreamwalker avatar

    A very interesting Post and yes even mammoths too have been found… Have you ever been to the site of Creswell Crags? only half and hour from us.. evidence of prehistoric Britain, with Caves and museum a great afternoon out.. Link here.. http://www.creswell-crags.org.uk/

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    1. Tom (Aquatom1968) avatar

      Thanks, Sue… I’ve had a very quick look at that site, it looks very interesting and worthy of a visit, methinks! I’ve never heard of Creswell Crags before, so thanks for mentioning it to me…

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  3. shreejacob avatar

    Now that’s a really interesting piece! I was kinda bummed though that there weren’t any whooly hippos 😦

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    1. Tom (Aquatom1968) avatar

      There may have been, Shree, but they haven’t been discovered yet!

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  4. europasicewolf avatar

    Ohhh….I’m living in the land of woolly herbivores! I knew one area used to be a sea bed and is now a common…though it’s actually not hard to imagine it underwater even today! And another part was visited by Martian invaders from War of the Worlds! Quite notorious the South!!

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    1. Tom (Aquatom1968) avatar

      I’ve heard that, Icewolf. We’ve had alien invaders up here in the North too…

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      1. europasicewolf avatar

        Vikings you mean?!! lol 😉 …. what, where and when?! I need to know about these alien invaders 😀 They weren’t Icewolves were they? 😉

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        1. Tom (Aquatom1968) avatar

          Erm… ah… yes. Vikings.
          There may have been Icewolves too… reports are quite sketchy…

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          1. europasicewolf avatar

            Yes I imagine they are since the last time I saw them they were sticking out of your hair gel about to be whisked away through the portal in your bathroom to a dimension where sketchy reports had yet to be discovered 🙂

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            1. Tom (Aquatom1968) avatar

              Well that explains the paw marks in my gel, I suppose…

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              1. europasicewolf avatar

                Not at all young Aquatom 😉 That was from when you tried to scrape enough out to gel your hair before being swept away in god-like style through a portal in your mansion, to avoid looking as if you’d just been dragged through your bathroom backwards…don’t know that you were entirely successful though!!! 😉

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                1. Tom (Aquatom1968) avatar

                  I always have that dragged backwards look, Icewolf. I’m a natural at it, and no amount of gel prevents the look. I keep trying though…

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                  1. europasicewolf avatar

                    Don’t worry the “just out of bed” look is very popular and trending especially at this time of year 🙂 There are some very expensive gel products available to create the look that you cultivate without even trying! You are very blessed Aquatom!!

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