Mystic Forces


Strange forces from a different dimension are running riot today. Either that, or we are experiencing an unusual electromagnetic storm somewhere that is causing everyday things not to work as they usually do.

I’ve just learned that the Andromeda galaxy is on a collision course with our very own Milky Way, and when they collide, the Universe will be a completely different place. It shouldn’t really have an effect on the Sun or the planets in our Solar System, but the entire shape of the two galaxies will be changed forever more. And I suppose the new Supergalaxy will need to have a new name as well. Andromeda Way sounds like an address, so I think that won’t be used.

This collision, however, is not due to happen for at least another four billion years, so I’m of the inkling that we don’t need to be watching the skies just yet. I also think it is unlikely that this will be the cause of my unusual happenings, so I’ll have to see if I can come up with a viable alternative.

I own a multitude of mobile phones. Some are old, and are no longer used, so they aren’t included in this paragraph. I have three that I currently use… one as a camera (I used to use it as a mobile phone, but then bought a newer model. I like the camera on this phone, hence the reason for me keeping it); one is my every day mobile phone; and the third is my reserve back-up mobile phone – the one I need to use if I leave the other phone in a different room, for example. This sets the scene for unusual event number one.

My reserve back-up mobile phone received a text message.

Not the most random of unusual events, I give you, but the alert to the message completely startled me… I’ve never received a message on this phone before, and to hear the sound of a trumpet blowing at high volume when one is reclining and relaxing by oneself is enough to make ones soul leap out of the body and leave it a quivering wreck. Luckily, for me, I only jumped slightly and kept hold of my soul.

The next strange encounter I encountered involved my mouse. I use a wireless mouse, which, although completely dodgy, it only lets me down when the batteries need changing (at least once a month). I’ve written a couple of posts about my dodgy wireless mouse before, but never has it done what it was doing today.

To be honest, and in all fairness to the mouse, I don’t think it is the mouse that’s at fault, which is why I’m looking for an external explanation. The mouse was working fine (well, as fine as it usually does!) up until half an hour ago. Since then, it is behaving in a slow motion fashion.

To get from one point to another on the screen, I seem to be scrolling for ages. Not only that, but the curser is moving in a diagonal direction, as though it is being pulled to the top of the screen, so I have to pull it downwards as well as steer it to where I want it to go. And, it’s heavy! It also seems to be flashing (the curser, that is – the mouse is always flashing), and not at all as smooth as it usually is.

I’m not sure I’ll find the reason for this slow, heavy phenomenon as mouse mechanics isn’t a strong point of mine. Never mind.

The third and final oddity is I can taste metal. I would describe it as a silver taste as opposed to iron or steel (or any other metal), but it is there. I’m sure I haven’t been eating anything metallic based, although I did eat a rather spicy curry yesterday, and sometimes the spices can have an explosion of flavours all of their own. Charred metal, I’m led to believe, isn’t one of them.

No, all of these events have a supernatural connection, I can tell. I can feel it in the air. Apart from the galactic collision, that is… that’s natural.

26 responses to “Mystic Forces”

  1. prenin avatar

    Hi Tom! 🙂

    Yes Andromeda is on a collision course – take avoiding action and set phasers to frappe!!! 🙂

    In four billion years time humanity will either have wiped itself out, or spread across the Universe.

    Oh yeah – and Pigs will have wings.

    Well, that’s evolution for you… 🙂

    Sounds like you have a dirty mouse my friend – something is interfering with the laser… 🙂

    I like the old PS2 mice: £1.50 each and if the thing starts acting up you just suck the ball – the saliva removes the skin oil causing the problem – and then dry it on a lint free cloth.

    I only ever replace mine when the buttons fail or the cable wears out… 🙂

    Better have a word with your dentist my friend – you get a metallic taste if you have a gum infection I find…

    Hmmm… Ghosties, Ghoulies and things that go P’Tang!!! In the night… 🙂

    God bless my friend!!! 🙂

    Prenin.

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    1. Tom (Aquatom1968) avatar

      I’m wondering if we’ll be any more advanced in four billion years time, Prenin. I’d like to think of us still here (and possibly everywhere else as well!)
      And, my mysteries are solved: The receiver for the mouse was blocked by a slip of paper that I hadn’t noticed… the metallic taste disappeared as quickly as it arrived, but I’ll bear in mind the dentist should it reappear… and what was the third one? – ah yes, the mobile phone’s gone quiet again. Sadly, none were supernatural after all!

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  2. Tilly Bud avatar

    I read about that collision, too. Amazing to think we know it’s going to happen so far in the future. Of course, if we’re wrong, there’ll be no one left who’ll know 🙂

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    1. Tom (Aquatom1968) avatar

      They’re not very specific about these things though, Tilly. It’s like Betelgeuse all over again (which is due to explode anytime between now and a million years time)

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  3. shreejacob avatar

    Hey Tom! Love the new blog look! (well new to me as I’ve just resurfaced again after another hiatus..hehe)
    I kinda like Andromeda Way as an address…I can see future me writing that on a futuristic envelope..lol
    I’m also so glad you grabbed on to your poor soul..give it some chocolate..it’ll feel less traumatized..mine does ..;) Being a super hero with super speed counts in cases like uncalled for trumpet blaring message alerts..and chocolates..those count too!!

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    1. Tom (Aquatom1968) avatar

      Hi Shree – Nice to see you again! 😀
      The chocolate sounds good… my soul approves!

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      1. shreejacob avatar

        Haha! Chocolates rule! 😉

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        1. Tom (Aquatom1968) avatar

          Shree, have you changed your blog? I’ll update my links if you have…

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          1. shreejacob avatar

            Yes I have! I’ve deleted the old one and started a new one. Can you get the link or should I send it to you?

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            1. Tom (Aquatom1968) avatar

              I think I’ve got it, Shree… I’ll update the links!

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  4. Andra Watkins avatar

    I’ve always had a soft spot for Andromeda. It was one of my nicknames growing up, given by classmates who thought me spacey. 🙂

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    1. Tom (Aquatom1968) avatar

      I actually like the name Andromeda, Andra… it does make you think of the stars!

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  5. kateshrewsday avatar

    What a day. At least nothing is due to collide with the Milky Way today, Tom: the Queen would be most unimpressed….

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    1. Tom (Aquatom1968) avatar

      That’s a point, Kate… she’d be terribly put out!

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  6. jennygoth666 avatar

    milky way with the soft whipped centre is all im worried about and will it really not make me fat i think we have days when gadgets play up mobiles are temperamental just like us females lol and as you know aquayou have to handle with care lol xjen

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    1. Tom (Aquatom1968) avatar

      Yes, they’re always playing up Jen – gadgets, that is! And I’ve not had one of THOSE Milky Ways for ages… mmm

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  7. Jo Bryant avatar

    Now why did you have to go and tell me that…I am a worrier from way back and this will be forever on my mind now Tom !

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    1. Tom (Aquatom1968) avatar

      Ah, erm, sorry about that Jo. But we’ve got Betelgeuse’s supernova to come first, so try not to worry too much…

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  8. lameadventures avatar

    My thoughts: 1. Andromeda Way has a nice sound to it. 2. Your mouse is about to buy its rainbow. 3. The metallic taste in your mouth — could that be from a filling that’s sprung a leak or did you absently eat a chocolate coin without removing the foil? I hate it when that happens.

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    1. Tom (Aquatom1968) avatar

      LA – I agree with the chocolate coin foil… although I thought that was a dream I’d had – maybe it wasn’t… however, the mouse is working perfectly well again now since I moved the slip of paper that was blocking the signal. And Andromeda Way does sound nice – it also sounds like it should be a science fiction TV show!

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  9. europasicewolf avatar

    The time to worry about the supernatural is now! Temperamental non-working, badly behaved mobiles, gadgets are all perfectly normal….it’s this new situation of them doing none of those things that is without doubt a supernatural phenomenon which you should probably be very worried about, especially when accompanied by a metallic taste in the mouth…a sure sign that something evil this way comes….! And I don’t mean the dentist’s drill!! As to the Andromeda Way….perhaps MilkyDromeda Galactica Bypass would be more palatable to you? 😉

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    1. Tom (Aquatom1968) avatar

      Eek Icewolf… you don’t reckon do you? 😯
      Milkydromeda Galactica has a nice ring to it… quite the name for a super galaxy!

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      1. europasicewolf avatar

        Yes I do! Absolutely without a doubt!!

        I quite liked it too… 😉 But then I love the Andromeda Galaxy and it has found it’s way into many a Wolfie tail…tale 😉 in various shapes and forms! I think it will make for a very interesting merger when it finally collides!

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        1. Tom (Aquatom1968) avatar

          Yes… I only hope that it doesn’t cause too much havoc with the weather…

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  10. Androgoth avatar
    Androgoth

    This is an excellent posting Sir Aquatom 🙂

    Androgoth

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