Always on a Monday.

Look at Thomasina.

Is that not a face of happiness and contentment? I merely suggested popping a few of my other Inners into the spotlight, for a change, as Thomasina seems to take more than her fair share of it.  When I asked for her thoughts, she said:

Not very much, as it happens.

Regardless, I carried on and gathered the Inners I could find who wanted to be photographed. Thomasina said:

That is wearing a little thin now. These are all different photographs of her, by the way. However, onwards we go.

Tombie. My Inner Zombie. Looking dashing as usual, he managed to hold himself together for the whole minute the photoshoot took place. I think he was ready for the camera. Thomasina looked on motionless.

Least said the better.

Tommy, the Inner Werewolf. He thought it was a howl to actually be captured on camera… until Thomasina tempted him away with a plate of steak.

Obviously, Thomasina remained where she was after Tommy departed.

Tummy, my Inner Mummy. There is something about him that looks… new… regardless of the fact that he must be getting on for six thousand years old now. He does use good moisturiser.

Thomasina’s.

My Inner Leader of the Opposition. He didn’t want his photograph taken, but changed his mind when he learned if Thomasina’s objections. ‘I object’, he objected, and here he is.

Obviously, Thomasina had to object back.

Ah. Now we get to the reason why. Tomette, my other Inner Woman. The slightly French lady (in name only) who seems to pop up when Thomasina isn’t around. You could think they were actually the same person…

NEVER!!!

And enough of this nonsense now. Can’t you write about something serious… or something fun? There’s a total solar eclipse this week, don’t you know?

And finally, Fingers. My Inner Typist who keeps things going without so mhuc of a tpyo in sghit. I was gonig to icnldue Tshinmoaa as the fnial pthoo, but she appraes to hvae adlreay lfet.

OK… hands up. I’ll admit it. Yes, this is a bit of a bonkers post. I know I should’ve included Thomasina, but she’ll be along again soon enough before we even know it. A change is always as good as a rest.

And yes, we are having an eclipse on Wednesday… not that that has anything to do with this post.