Just Another Day with the Inners


Featuring Tomman and Thomasina Woman

Citizens, be well.

I am Thomasina Woman, the greatest superhero to have ever existed on this planet. With my daft deft sidekick, Tomman, we can ensure the safety of…

Tomman

What do you mean, ‘greatest’… and ‘sidekick’? I am the main superhero, and you are just the female variant, Thomasina.

Cactus Thomasina

Cactus Thomasina to you, sharp shootin’ gun slingin’ femme fatale from…

Tom West

Anything you can do, Tom West can do better…

Thomasina

That sounds a bit fishy. I’m back to my natural beautiful self now.

Tombie

Did somebody mention fish?

That is quite enough of that. I must apologise, but my Inners are revolting today. At least Fingers is behaving himself.
I'm not surprised at Thomasina. I AM surprised at my Inner Leader of the Opposition. And Tombie. What more can be said?

Thomasina: But we didn’t get the word ‘peg’ in.

Me: You also didn’t do it in six sentences… but besides, that ship sailed on Sunday.

Thomasina: You’ve given me an idea of Thomasina Silver, pirate of the seven seas…

Nah. That's enough. There's only so much nonsense we can fit into one blog post.

Normality should resume shortly...

11 responses to “Just Another Day with the Inners”

  1. Misky avatar

    Normality? Oh woe is me…

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Tom avatar

      🤣 Hopefully, Misky, this is the last we’ll see of these for a while!
      I mean to say, I am trying to get back into serious blogging here! 😊

      Liked by 1 person

      1. Misky avatar

        … then may your every hope come to you, Tom. 🤗

        Liked by 1 person

  2. Penn,… avatar

    What is normality Sir A? I keep wondering but …haven’t found an answer yet, …❓

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Tom avatar

      There’s no point asking me, Lady P, nor is there any point seeking normality in this sector of Blogland. I just operate in my strain of normal and see what happens! 😵‍💫😏🤣

      Liked by 2 people

  3. Chris Hall avatar

    Fab, more than fab! … isn’t that Thomasina who’s back again? Oh yes, that’s right! Excellent!😊

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Tom avatar

      Thomasina thinks you’re her favourite person, Chris! And she doesn’t do favourites, so you’re honoured! 😃

      Liked by 1 person

  4. europasicewolf avatar

    Thomasina needs to go on an diet! 😂 🧟‍♂️ Tombie looks…well…Tomberrible! Tomman looks ready for a face-off with the Leader of the Opposition, who has called a strike just to get some action going and people moving, and then there’s Fingers egging him on, all the while poking Thomasina in the eye 👁 😉 As to why… ask the Leader of the Opposition! He won’t tell you because he’s heading up a strike but one must always ask anyway 😁

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Tom avatar

      They’re a right bunch, Icewolf, aren’t they?
      I wondered what Thomasina had done to her eye… now that you mention Fingers, it makes sense!

      Liked by 1 person

      1. europasicewolf avatar

        You know Fingers can’t resist giving a good poke in the eye!😂👀👈👁👻

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