Slippery Ooh Aah!


Ognar Rance frantically looked through the tidy drawers in his garden shed, desperately searching for the syringe he’d used to add his ‘special blend’ formula into his dynamic strength plant food in readiness for the council’s forthcoming Nature’s Makeover competition.

‘Ah,’ he realised, suddenly, ‘the greenhouse… I was in there with it with the tomatoes!’

He ran next door to the greenhouse, failing to avoid the raindrops, but not failing to slip on the wet floor and slide headfirst into a bag of compost.

Myrtle, who was tending to the tomatoes in the corner of the glass and perspex, specially constructed plant house, looked over at the commotion, and chuckled as she saw her husband getting back to his feet, his head covered in the black mixture.

‘By ‘eck, it’s a funny old game, this gardening lark,’ Ognar chuckled back as he knocked most of the soil off himself, ‘and, my little pomegranate, I have no idea what I came in here for now either… fancy a cuppa?’

‘Ooh, yes, that would be lovely,’ Myrtle smiled as she popped the syringe she was using to feed the tomato plants back into a wooden box, ‘I’ve just finished here now.’

Posted for Six Sentence Stories. Denise has chosen game as this week’s prompt word.

Myrtle and Ognar Rance

14 responses to “Slippery Ooh Aah!”

  1. europasicewolf avatar

    Oh Myrtle! How very cheeky of you! Clearly great minds think alike in their case!😁

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    1. Tom avatar

      They work very well together.

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  2. Inside the Mind of Isadora avatar

    HA HA loved the names, Tom. A story that could
    happen to me. I’m always tripping and never remember
    what I’m doing if I have the slightest distraction.
    Fun story …

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    1. Tom avatar

      Thanks, Isadora. This couple are fun to write! 🙂

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  3. clark avatar

    You had me in the first sentence with ‘Ognar Rance’*

    imo one of the highest of compliments for any of us fortunate (and in no small degree skilled) enough to have enduring and engaging characters.

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    1. Tom avatar

      Thanks Clark. This couple are fun to write!
      Speaking of enduring and engaging characters, I’ve ‘borrowed’ Rue DeNite again (I don’t think I’ve seen her for a while). I say borrowed, but she wasn’t in. She ‘appears’ in my second Six this week.
      I don’t suppose you’d be interested in participating in a other ‘write-off’ would you? Like the one we did last year? I’ll try to keep the Dropped Apostrophe away!

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  4. clark avatar

    definitely an intriguing idea
    Do you recall when we did the co-serial?
    I do know, or believe I know that after completing her mission to Miami (which was the beginning segment of the adventure) Rue returned to the Bottom of the Sea Strip Club and Lounge and Lou (Caesare) was very appreciative, But she was talking about getting out of ‘the Life’*
    will get caught up and get back to you to get a sense of what you want to write in the way of a story … or, at least get an idea of what your characters are getting yo to

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    1. Tom avatar

      Thanks, Clark, and even though we’ve started, I still have no idea where we’re going! 🤣

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  5. The Sicilian Storyteller avatar

    Oh, I can tell it’s going to be fun reading about Myrtle and Ognar!

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    1. Tom avatar

      I hope so, Nancy, they’re fun to write about!

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  6. Frank Hubeny avatar

    It looks like Myrle has already given the tomatoes the special blend of fertilizer.

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    1. Tom avatar

      She did… not that she realised what she was doing… 100%!

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  7. messymimi's meanderings avatar

    I like these two. They have a good sense of humor, I think.

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    1. Tom avatar

      They do, Mimi. Quirky and fun, the pair of them!

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