The Petrification of Fingers


Fisrt he was arifad, he was ptfeierid.

He spnet so mnay ngihts wderniong why it wnet so wnorg. So he tpyed snortg. And leerand to witre anlog.

And he was bcak.

Form Iennr Scape.

He jsut tpyed wohtuit a sputid look upon his fcae. He dd’nit need to chnage the look, he d’ndit eevn hvae a fcae.

But he was bcak.

And his iennr fraes he faecd.

No feet to wlak the folor, no need to fnid the door, no way to trun aronud, but he was wolmcee, he was srue.

He dd’int msis a key, he di’ndt tmbule, ddni’t hdie…

Oh no, not he…

He mrleey tpeyd and tyepd and tpeyd…

And he scefufid.

Wtih all his wrods to tpye, with all his kyes to psers.

He.

Did.

Suficfe.

Fingers apologises for borrowing Gloria’s words, as he saw them, for this post.

Fingers is one of my many Inner Beings, or Aspects, who make the occasional appearances on my blog. Please do not worry if they make no sense to you... they make no sense to me either!

26 responses to “The Petrification of Fingers”

  1. Destiny avatar

    nicely done, Tom😁

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    1. Tom avatar

      Thanks, Destiny. 😀.
      Fingers also says tknahs.

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      1. Destiny avatar

        welcome… to you and your fnigers too😋😁

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        1. Tom avatar

          👋🤣

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  2. Diane Henders avatar

    🤣 Fgneirs is an eqoleunt fleolw, ins’t he?

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    1. Tom avatar

      He is… however you say it, Diane! 🤣👋

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  3. Chris Hall avatar

    Oh this is so funny. Especially with my ‘little problem’. That is right up my street and Fingers too.

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    1. Tom avatar

      Thanks, Chris. Even though most of the words have jumbled up letters, they’re still easier to read (and right!) than anything Gemevere Inexlsys would ever say! 🤣 Fingers thanks you too! 👋

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      1. Chris Hall avatar

        Quite true! How’s the lovely Gemevere, by the way?

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        1. Tom avatar

          She’s fine, I think. Very quiet at the moment. I’ve just noticed Fingers created a typo in my reply to you. Obviously, when he wrote ‘right’, he meant ‘write’! What’s he like? 😊🤣

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          1. Chris Hall avatar

            You missed it completely, Fingers, and so did I!
            I wonder why??? 😉

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            1. Tom avatar

              Fingers would miss everything, Chris! 🤣 In all fairness though, the word did sound, erm, right. 😊

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  4. europasicewolf avatar

    Oh dear! Fingers is in a bit of a state isn’t he?🤣Typos everywhere…I take it Fingers had “had a few” when he typed this one! Not one of his better days for sure!😂

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    1. Tom avatar

      Not at all, Icewolf… Fingers just went off on one! 🤣
      He usually does, though…

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      1. europasicewolf avatar

        😂Nothing unusual about that Tom!🤣

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        1. Tom avatar

          It’s all new to Fingers, however!

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  5. europasicewolf avatar

    It won’t be for long! He’s a quick learner!🤣

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    1. Tom avatar

      That’s true… he has… erm… time on his hands. 🤭 (Couldn’t resist!)

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      1. europasicewolf avatar

        😂 He does! 💯💫 However he is the mighty Fingers! He can tweak time at the flick of a finger and manipulate it with the mighty Fingers of time! 😁

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        1. Tom avatar

          And his musical skills have come on in leaps and bounds… although in Fingers’s case, that would be clicks and points.

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          1. europasicewolf avatar

            And taps and twiddles and all things nice😅

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            1. Tom avatar

              The musical is coming along. I would’ve added nicely, but that’s in the ears of the beholder.

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              1. europasicewolf avatar

                I’m sure it’s coming along beautifully Tom!

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                1. Tom avatar

                  Yes. Yes, it is…

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                  1. europasicewolf avatar

                    That’s a relief!😅

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                    1. Tom avatar

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