Letters to the Universe… The Broken Edition!


Dear Mobile Phone,
You have been a wonderful travelling companion these past two or so years, always on hand to make a quick call or take a quick photograph or even visit the internet. You have never let me down, until yesterday when you decided to constantly restart and now you wonโ€™t even switch on at all. Is it a coincidence that all this has started since I blocked calls from a company โ€˜associatedโ€™ with my network provider, who were constantly calling me looking for a sale, as the time is nigh for an upgrade? Too much of a coincidence, but if an upgrade is needed, then so be it. I will, however, be looking for my own deals and will not wait to be contacted by a salesperson.

Dear Mobile Network Providerโ€™s Website,
I donโ€™t use you very often. I have no need to. Everything (usually) ticks along fine. So, why is it, whenever I do need to use you, you always have a holding page saying you are making a few tweaks and youโ€™ll be back shortly? Itโ€™s not just this time, as I really need to use you (see the previous letter), but almost every time I initially use you I get the message. You are very frustrating. I hope the tweaks are good ones, as youโ€™ve been making them since last nightโ€ฆ although it may even be longer as I only first tried you last night.

Dear Watercolour Inspiration,
Where have you gone? Today is 28th July, and Iโ€™ve managed to get to here by (mostly) creating a watercolour painting every day. There are three days left, and I donโ€™t know if I can create another watercolour as the very thought of it leaves me dramatically underwhelmed. Iโ€™ve had fun creating the unique masterpieces I have done so far, but with them there was some form of inspiration behind them. Now, though, nothing. All I can say is letโ€™s see what happens from now.

Dear New Beginnings,
How often must I start again? Reinventing myself and starting afresh is always exciting and pushes me forward in a new direction, but Iโ€™ve done it so many times recently that in itself has become old hat. Iโ€™ll just keep on keeping on for now, if you donโ€™t mind.

Dear Hair,
It is time for you to go! A new haircut is desperately needed now, as you are so strong and long you will not stay in any kind of โ€˜styleโ€™ I attempt to put you in. And for my hair that is saying something.

Dear Damp Mornings,
You are playing havoc with my car first thing. Juddery and spluttery are two ideal ways to describe the first run of the day. The other morning, I discovered that it is possible to move forwards on the road, whilst being pushed backwards and forwards in the driverโ€™s seatโ€ฆ and not in a fun way. Could you please try to be less damp? Thank you.

Dear El Cheapo Artistโ€™s Paintbrush Set,
I havenโ€™t tried to use any of you yet, since I bought you at El Cheapoโ€™s, the bargain store, the other day (other bargain stores are available). I notice you have very specific cleaning requirements after use for some of your brushes. You donโ€™t mention any particular flavour soup, so will tomato do?

Dear Back,
So nice to feel you aching again! Especially when I first stand up and have to take the next thirty seconds nice and slow and bent forwards at an unusual angle. Could you too be being affected by the damp mornings?

Dear Fun,
You seem to be lacking in this post, for some reason. I hope you return very soon, as I would much rather be light and fun than dark and broody.

Dear The Word Crenellated,
Such fun to discover you whilst looking for other words for โ€˜brokenโ€™โ€ฆ although the term doesnโ€™t seem to fit for the โ€˜crenellated wall around the top of the castleโ€™. That said, the โ€˜downโ€™ bits, or the gaps between the wall could be classed as a broken wall, so Iโ€™ll let you off.

And to finishโ€ฆ Dear All,
Things change. Change is good, and is needed to move us forwards and to keep momentum going. Without change weโ€™d never learn anything, advance our understanding of anything, or, dramatically, have a reason to keep on keeping on. Some changes are frustrating, and we could really do without them, but some are there to teach us that we can handle them, and therefore handle anything day by day, moment by moment. Donโ€™t allow change to become bothersome, and just allow it. And, if you donโ€™t like a particular change, well, you can always see about changing it!

Thank you for reading!

P.S. I mentioned my El Cheapo paintbrush set earlier, and itโ€™s cleaning instructions. Hereโ€™s a photo of the instructions, just because:

Well, sometimes, seeing is believing!


 

15 responses to “Letters to the Universe… The Broken Edition!”

  1. prenin avatar

    Sounds like you’re having one of those weeks Tom! ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

    Washing brushes in soup – I’m sure soap and water will do! ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Aren’t translations from other languages sooooo amusing??? ๐Ÿ™‚

    God Bless my friend and Be Well! ๐Ÿ™‚

    Prenin.

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      Getting through though, Prenin, so it’s all good!
      And for the translations – haven’t seen one for a while, so this gave me a chuckle!

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  2. bcparkison avatar

    Change?….seems to be never ending

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      It’s the only constant, Beverly.

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  3. thecobweboriumemporium avatar

    Dearest, lovely Tom.
    We all have those weeks where life just drags you down a level, and it can be difficult to be the chirpy, upbeat person we are perhaps known to be.
    Don’t beat yourself up, or push yourself to change. Instead … allow yourself 24 hours of feeling (what I call) mizzbizz. 24 hours, but only 24 hours. If, at the end of 24 hours you still feel mizzbizz then you have to do something which will turn the tables on that nasty little gremlin which sat on your should whispering things which keep the Mizzbizz going.
    Go for a walk and only acknowledge things on that walk which give you a mental smile or some joy. Phone someone and ask them to listen to you while you moan like a blocked drain, and get every single niggling little bit of carp out. Then you might see that you feel empty of those things then and can move forward.

    Right … finally … the missing mojo for the watercolours. I can fix that one in a few seconds.

    Go and grab a book.
    Open the book on page 53.
    Count 9 rows down.
    Count 5 words in.
    What is that 5th word?

    Take inspiration from that word.
    However … if that word is something daft like ‘and’ ‘to’ ‘of’ or some other word like that, then either go down another line and go 5 in…. or… move forward one word and take that word as your inspiration.

    GO TO IT BIG BOY!

    Loved this post … apart from the parts that needed fixing.
    Sending you warm fuzzy smiles, and sending positive vibes out into the Universe, with directions to reach you asap.
    love ~ Cobs. x

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    1. thecobweboriumemporium avatar

      LOVED the El Cheapo paint brushes box. Best thing I’ve seen in ages. So much fun. xxx

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      1. Tom Merriman avatar

        It gave me a good chuckle, Cobs. Now all that remains is to see if they actually work! ๐Ÿ˜‰

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    2. Tom Merriman avatar

      Thanks, Cobs, I’m getting there! ๐Ÿ˜€
      Wibbly wobbly wobble or not it’s all good!
      When I feel like painting again, I shall use your suggestion… it will be fun to see what crops up! ๐Ÿ˜€

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  4. Diane Henders avatar

    “…clean with soup” – bahahaha!!! I think you’re right; tomato would be a good choice. Wouldn’t want veggies and barley stuck in your bristles…

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      Although veggies and barley may add a little extra texture to the painting, Diane! ๐Ÿ˜€

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  5. Jodi avatar

    Sounds like some change going on …

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      Just a little, Jodi. No more than usual, however… ๐Ÿ˜€

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  6. restlessjo avatar

    I like the wall best. Ode to crenellated ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      It caught me off guard, Jo. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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