The elegant lady
Crossed the ground
Through the long grass
And plants that were found
Right by the edge
To the end of the lawn
Only to get snagged on a stalk

And then all forlorn
A free ride was in order
As she stumbled and fell
And licked the wet soil
With a sharp ‘bloody hell!’
She was lucky that nobody saw her

Posted by Tom Merriman

A future writer living in the present day

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6 Comments

  1. keithsramblingsblog July 4, 2016 at 12:05 am

    …or heard her, Wash your mouth out woman!

    A misty moisty morning

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    1. Tom Merriman July 6, 2016 at 9:14 pm

      I know, Keith. Not very becoming, is it?

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  2. oldegg July 4, 2016 at 3:17 am

    You must have done to write about her! It’s OK we won’t say a word.

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    1. Tom Merriman July 6, 2016 at 9:14 pm

      Thanks, Oldegg, I’m just about getting away with it!

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  3. kaykuala (@hankkaykuala) July 5, 2016 at 11:51 am

    They can safely be unladylike when unheard. A natural reaction can be quite embarrassing!

    Hank

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    1. Tom Merriman July 6, 2016 at 9:15 pm

      Oh, I know all about natural reactions, Hank! 😯

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